EWWWWW. i just looked up your assasin and kissing bugs. remind me to cross central and south america off of my vacation to do list. now i'm gonna be itchy all freakin day.
Actually, assassin bugs/kissing bugs are in the states, too. Assassin bugs (reduviidae) are a family, so it contains many genus and species. (specifically, 47 genera and 154 species.) in North America.
The Kissing Bug (Triatoma: bloodsucking conenoses) is one of the genera under the assassin bug family, and contains 11 species, several of which we have in the states. The one which is known for transmitting chagas disease (triatoma infestans) is exclusively in south america. It is believed that the species that are in the southern united states do not carry the disease, but may carry the parasite. Also, the american species do not poop while they are feeding, and since the disease is transmitted through the poop when it gets into the bloodstream, they are of little risk, imo.
You don't feel them when they are feeding on you, but if you fuck with one and it sticks you, it apparently hurts like a major motherfucking bitch.
Yeah, those are gross, but I still hate all of the different kinds of waterbugs the most. I can't even look at pictures of those without freaking out. We used to get a real big nasty type in the pond that would hang out on the bottoms of inner tubes. They would also bite the living shit out of you if you fucked with them. Remember those guys?
How could the leaf-foots get tangled in your hair? Don't you have straight hair? I'm amazed they never got tangled in my hair, cause it was a mess. Although, I don't think any ever landed there to begin with. They probably knew that it wouldn't be a very good idea. It could be due to their back legs, since that's where they flare out. Did you end up combing a lot of back legs out of your hair during late summer and fall?
Jeez, that must be one of the worst bugs to get caught in your hair (aside from the stabby kinds.) The more tangled up it gets, and the more you are trying to get it out, the stinkier it's going to get. Did you ever have to shampoo your hair during those seasons? I would see little point. You were stuck smelling like apples no matter what.
Also, I had no idea junebugs made noise. My first sublet after school had a bit of a population, specifically in my room. It didn't bother me, though. They ate little.
they both serve NO purpose other than to annoy...
I've often wondered what purpose stink bugs and leaf-footed bugs serve, and my guess is that they exist to moderate vegetation. Probably explains why they are such pests in orchards.
i hate those damn bugs. maybe they won't have them up here in the great north west. one can hope.
Dunno about june bugs, but you might be getting a blast from the past, depending on how many trees have around your house. (you won't see the bugs now. They're sleeping.. shhh.) Although, I think you said you got there in fall, so they would have been coming indoors to find places to hibernate, so if you didn't see any, they might not be in that region. (However, the pacific northwest is their origin habitat.)
Anyway, tell one of them I said hi.