Dr. Fucktard offers to auction off his account for Froderik!

[Froderik]

Bidding to begin at $50... :moon:  :rasta:

[Anonymous]

 :jerry:

[dishdutyfugitive]

I'll agree to a 'currency free', private,  'reverse auction' with Ursus

my carbon14 encrusted pots and pans, 2 green scrubies and an almost empty bottle of lemon joy.

for

 4 of his picnic baskets, 2 douglas firs, and 1 river caught salmon.

[Anonymous]

Wow - what a scam. I thought that I was writing a real doctor. I am in serious need of help. This really broke my wifes spirit. I will post my original plea:

Help.

I can only write a short message. My daugther has confined us here at Abu Grihab Nursing Home. Some we suspected her to end up pregnant because some dude met with her (He is now her husband - somewhat suppressed but a nice guy). While her stay at the boarding school gave her so much, I believe that she resented us for sending her there, because when we got in a terrible trafic accident some months ago we ended up here.

Dear Dr. Fucktard.

How can be repare our relationship with her and get her to release us? This place is so terrible. They put clamps on our wheelchairs but not before they have rulled us into a champer without windows called observement placement or something like that. We have so sit in our chairs all day and are forced to wear diapers.

We have even been force to write confessions letter about all those summers where we didn't take her to six flag. We love our daugther but can't take it anymore

What can we do?

Debbies dad

[Che Gookin]

I bid 34 renmenbi.