Lost phone

[Antigen]

Hey folks,
   Last weekend my phone slipped out of my pocket. I was able to replace it pretty cheap cause I was due for an upgrade anyway, but all my contacts are on the sim chip, which is probably mouldering into the ground somewhere in the wilds of this little rust belt town. So please call my phone if you have the number and want to stay in touch w/ me. If it's before 9pm on a weekday, just leave a voicemail and I'll check it when the airtime is free. That'll save me a lot of time searching and thumb typing.

Thanks!
Ginger

[Che Gookin]

to bad I ditched my old phone before I checked out of the asylum to head for China. I'd have sent it to you.

[dishdutyfugitive]

Lost Ham Radio


I was in Kanukistan converting sunday only christians to full fervor apostolites. In the middle of my sermon -  I went into a creamy dreamy, speaking in tongues, turbo fuge state, full on apocolyptic rapture. I woke up in the back of a Amish horse driven buggy.

If you find my, or hear word of my prized ham radio please put a rap request in for me and we'll yell at eachother about it during our monday afternoon rap.

[Froderik]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[dishdutyfugitive]

in my book that's one of the best downlow movie qoutes of all time.


now why don't you show them the picture of niagraa falls where you shit your parents - charlie