Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Pretty girl who sits on Judge's lap soon gets honorable discharge.
