Yeah that's a good point. I'm sure someone out there would buy razor wire porn.
Lon "King Onan" Woodbury here. Mr. Gookin, where do we send our blood soaked dollars to obtain this wonderful razor wire pr0n? How cutting edge! Donkey gang bang vids are not making us puffy anymore. We've seen Eeyore heave his bloated love log into drugged out Mexican putas far too often. Besides, those worn out Mexican whores? Gee willikers, even Eeyore looks like he's hurling a hot dog down a hallway, or slinging a sausage into the Mersey Tunnel. Put some alum on those blown-out old jizz buckets, por favor.