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Elan's concept Christmas & New years celebration

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Botched Programming:

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--- Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter"" ---TCK wants to eliminate having Christmas trees in the houses and replace them with 8 ft totem poles.
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Maybe Botched Programming needs to bring his festivus pole... :rofl:


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Hey..... Christians have Christmas, Jewish people have Hanukkah, Africans have Quanza,

But as for me..... I celebrate Festivus, because festivus is for the rest of us.

It starts with a nice aluminum pole (no tinsel, no lighting, no problem). At the festivus dinner we have the airing of grievances (where you gather your family around and tell them the ways they disappointed you over the course of the last year), and last but not least the feat of strength (where you have to try to pin the head of the house in a wrestling match), by the way Festivus is not over until I get pinned.

By the way all....... Happy Festivus......

Elan Reporter's Assistant:
"Hi yuh yuh"
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Verse 1:

Dashing through Elan

On a dirty buffalo

Shooting everyone down

And chanting ho ho ho (hi yuh yuh)

Nuts on a little boy

Are Marty Kruglik's delight

A three-house ring, a long VR, a hi yuh yuh tonight!!

OH!

Chorus:
Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way!

Oh what fun it is to scream

At some troubled teens today... hey!

Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way

Oh what fun it is to scream at some troubled teens today!

Verse 2:

A day or two ago

I got myself shotdown

And Marty Kruglik's smell

Was stinking up my house

He put on fecal warpaint

And started to dance around

He wouldn't look me in the eye

He just stared at the ground

OH!

Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way!

Oh what fun it is to scream

At some troubled teens today... hey!

Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way!

Oh what fun it is to scream

At some troubled teens today!!

java.gurl:
I saw Marty kissing buffalo's ??!!!! :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  LOVE IT!

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