Wasn't John Travolta and that Kristie Ally chick deep into Scientology. What was weird was that John Travolta was on a severe losing streak career wise (Remember Two Of A Kind, Staying Alive, the Look Who's Talking movies (w/ Kristie A.), of course you don't). Then WHAM! Out of the blue John Travolta is back, large and in charge in Pulp Fiction and he rises again to megastardom not seen since Saturday Night Fever, Grease, and Urban Cowboy.
Around the time of Pulp Fiction/Get Shorty, he won an award in which he gave credit for his comeback to L. Ron Hubbard, quoting him in his acceptance speech. He said something like "if you set your mind to it, you can achieve anything" which has been around for alot longer than L. Ron Hubbard has. But now I'm thinking maybe scientology could help us all become movie stars, because it helped John Travolta!
However Kristie Alley (spelling?) is doing commercials for Pier One or something, and I just feel sorry for her everytime I see them. Scientology must have favored John over Kristie by exalting him before all men while meanwhile Scientology bitch slapped Kristie, sending her away naked and all bruised up and what have you. Hmmmmm. I guess she just didn't "do it right" unlike John who is obviously an expert scientologist. He even flies planes!
So perhaps it isn't a matter of scientological dogma, but the power resident in the believing one. OR perhaps John was totally mistaken for the real reason for his comeback which is really a result of (and the perpetuation of) the dumbing down of America and the entire world. Have you seen Battefield Earth? What did you think of Broken Arrow? Why did they pick HIM to play the lead role in Swordfish? Why? I'll tell you why! Because I AM John Travolta! Yes, that's right, and you are all under my scientological spell! Go see my movies, even the bad ones, in the millions and billions until I'm bloody rich. Thank you, Scientology. Thank you L. Ron Hubbard for enlightening me while simultaneously erasing the memory of the masses! They have long forgotten my bad movies from the 1980's. With your help, I will soon own the internet and rule the world! Ha Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAA! (fiendish scientological laughter) Welcome to my Thunderdome, my Children of the Corn! (more fiendish laughter)