Well as you all know TCK hates the pilgrims and decided to make all the shotdowns make Pilgrim drawings on poster boards so that they could be used as targets fro TCK's arrows and tomohawks.
TCK told all the residents how his "Incest-whores" fought the Pilgrims and led them to Victory, and that it took many great white man armies to defeat his tribe.
Then there was the annual throw a Pilgrim doll into the hi yuh yuh bon fire. TCK also had the shotdowns make a huge totem pole that resembled a Pilgrim and torched it. TCK then danced around the fire like an idiot chanting "Hi-yuh-yuh-yuh).
There was alot of complaints about the turkeys that day. Some said that the turkeys didn't taste like turkey. I later found out that TCK used Buffalo organs and sculped them into turkeys and served them to the houses.
There was also manditory face painting and all were to pay homage to the mongoloid indian reservationists, regardless of beliefs.
TCK prayed to the great white spirit horse and thanked the spirit horse for keeping him alive and well.
TCK then demostrated his arrow skills while riding his oversized/oversexed Buffalo and shot arrows at the Pilgrim drawings. He then gave a lecture about global warming and suggested that everyone should avoid buying an automobile and relying on it for transportation and ride a Buffalo instead.
TCK then told the entire houses that he is considering placing the residents in tee-pees instead of dorms in the near future. But has yet to get the Terry Witch to agree.
TCK also elaborated as to why he is always looking at the ground, especially when talking to people. He said he is always on alert for evil Pilgrim spirits to rise up from the ground to try and take his soul to hell.
Then the event came to a close with TCK removing all of his hi yuh yuh wear and then he leaped across the fire chanting " Hi chi yuh yuh , Hi chi yuh yuh.
