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« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2007, 06:07:01 PM »
ASK PSY THIS YOU SLAG HEAD!
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« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2007, 07:32:45 PM »
Wow. What a brilliant fucking move! Talking to neighbors and locals. One of the reasons why places stay in business is because the surrounding community allows it to be. Especially since the place is a source of jobs. Get those people pissed off, and it's going to be a lot harder to stick around.
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« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2007, 11:19:21 PM »
Just talked to the boys. Gook is all cock proud, bragging about  giving some brain fried staffer a good tongue lashing. Mike was trying to give him a copy of Margarette Thayer Singer's Cults in Our Midst: The Continuing Fight Against Their Hidden Menace. He said he wouldn't read it even if he did. So Aaron tried. Told him it had pictures and they pop up. That didn't work, so he told him it had naked ladies and so he'd no longer have to jack off to Lord of the Rings. Can't take him anywhere!
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« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2007, 12:08:42 AM »
Mike: Will  you read a book if I give it to you?

Staff/Goon/Rabid Mongrel: NO!

Me: It has pictures...

Me: They pop up...

Me: It has pictures of naked ladies...

Me: You will no longer have to jack off to Lord of the Rings....

Staff/Nazi Scum: *silence... keeps walking....


Me, Psy: Lols....
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« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2007, 07:52:08 AM »
ok i'm officially jealous
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« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2007, 12:52:53 PM »
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ok i'm officially jealous

Ok, you're officially ghey.
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« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2007, 01:16:46 PM »
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Mike: Will  you read a book if I give it to you?

Staff/Goon/Rabid Mongrel: NO!

Me: It has pictures...

Me: They pop up...

Me: It has pictures of naked ladies...

Me: You will no longer have to jack off to Lord of the Rings....

Staff/Nazi Scum: *silence... keeps walking....


Me, Psy: Lols....

Maybe it had to be one of those pop-up books that also has a soundtrack...
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« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2007, 05:01:49 PM »
They called he police on us again. Psy spent most of his time convincing the cop that was talking to us that benchmark was a dump. The said, "i sure wouldn't want to go there."


Lols.. fun times.. we will go back later as I told the cops we would buzz off for awhile as Benchmark would repeatedly call them all day.. and the one of the cops had told us that they had to stop in their search for a suicidal guy wandering around Redlands to come deal with us...
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« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2007, 05:02:05 PM »
They called he police on us again. Psy spent most of his time convincing the cop that was talking to us that benchmark was a dump. The said, "i sure wouldn't want to go there."


Lols.. fun times.. we will go back later as I told the cops we would buzz off for awhile as Benchmark would repeatedly call them all day.. and the one of the cops had told us that they had to stop in their search for a suicidal guy wandering around Redlands to come deal with us...
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« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2007, 05:02:22 PM »
They called he police on us again. Psy spent most of his time convincing the cop that was talking to us that benchmark was a dump. The said, "i sure wouldn't want to go there."


Lols.. fun times.. we will go back later as I told the cops we would buzz off for awhile as Benchmark would repeatedly call them all day.. and the one of the cops had told us that they had to stop in their search for a suicidal guy wandering around Redlands to come deal with us...
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« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2007, 05:11:15 PM »
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. and the one of the cops had told us that they had to stop in their search for a suicidal guy wandering around Redlands to come deal with us...


Next time you talk to Leo, ask him if that suicidal guy was one of the epidemic of homeless 20 - 24 year olds Benchmark spits out like a steady stream of tobacco juice.
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« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2007, 05:20:18 PM »
Nah.. the cop indicated the guy was married to some local gal who made the original complaint.
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« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2007, 05:24:04 PM »
Ask anyway
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« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2007, 05:33:35 PM »
Well given Psy's track record of drawing the 5-0 like flies on a turd I'm sure we will be seeing the fuzz sooner rather than later.


PS... Look everyone just because I'm posting more about this doesn't mean I'm responsible for most of what is going on. Psy is busy editing and scheming and god knows what else.  This raid was Psy's idea. He put it together and gathered the equipment and money. Most of the major decisions have been his and frankly I'm just along for the ride and making sure some crackhead/staffer doesn't kick his ass.  

In the future i want you all to direct the praise towards Psy where it is due. And don't be stingy because the little twerp deserves a fair amount of acknowledgement for his hard work.
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« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2007, 05:38:13 PM »
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and the one of the cops had told us that they had to stop in their search for a suicidal guy wandering around Redlands to come deal with us...


Shouldn't the cops be discussing taking the repeat caller to jail for harassing the police at that point?

I can't see Benchmark gaining any popularity in the cops' eyes for this shit.
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