Entertained, your post really hits home because I was going to end up exactly like you. I thought of kids the same way you do, especially the ones who always kept picking on me in high school. I probably would have made comments like yours if the Internet had been around then, too, but that was after my time.
My parents raised me Mormon and I wanted to get a job with WWASPS too. Thing is, I never actually started working at SCL or any other WWASPS facility, I died in a car wreck before I could get hired. I had a whole long list of other sins under my belt, but it wasn't that much so they let us have AOL on this level. It's let me learn a lot of things, but I learned a lot more from the cultists in here. They swear up and down WWASPS is the same shit. I wouldn't be surprised, now.
You, though.. you probably won't be so lucky. Especially since you're committing them in the name of Christ. He REALLY hates that. Take it from me, locking kids up for months in a tiny room isn't going to win you any favors from that throne.
But be sure to tell the big dark guy everything you did! Especially that part about those seminars, and don't forget the whole calling-them-all-manipulators bit. I'm sure it'll light him up good! Just remember, you're not going to be lying your way out of here...
DAMN I wish I had gone to college instead of trying to get a job.. what is it called? Illegally incarcerating? Controlling? Destroying lives? Extraordinary rendition, is that what they're calling it now? Fuck it, you know what I mean. Oh well. You're not going to listen to me and this computer is slooow. See you soon!
