Naked 'Tickler' Targeting Sleeping Elderly Women

[Froderik]

Investigators in New Smyrna Beach, Fla., are warning homeowners about a naked man who has broken into at least seven homes and tickled sleeping elderly women with a feather or fingers, police told Local 6 News.

http://www.local6.com/news/4754326/detail.html

[Anne Bonney]

:rofl:  :rofl:


They caught him!

http://www.local6.com/news/14345755/detail.html?tickler

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. -- A 50-year-old man arrested after police said he urinated into milk and left bodily fluids inside a home is believed to be the naked bandit who has terrorized women for years by sneaking into their homes and tickling sleeping victims.

Police said Thomas Blacine was arrested over the weekend when a police dog tracked his scent to a sport utility vehicle parked near the 700 block of East Second Street after a woman said she was fondled in her sleep.

Investigators said Blacine's actions fit the modus operandi of a man they have been hunting since 2004 in connection with more than 12 naked intrusions into Central Florida homes.

Homeowner Linda Combs said she woke up to a naked man tickling her -- for the second time.

"I felt something on my leg and thought it was my cat and I look up and it was this naked guy," Combs said. "And he ran again."

Combs said she did not know if Blacine is the man who tickled her because she only saw his buttocks.

"I would recognize him more if there was a shot of his skinny, white butt," ::bwahaha2::  Combs said. "The second time he was naked as could be."

Police said Blacine has admitted to breaking into women's homes and videotaping them while they slept. However, he has not admitted to tickling women.

"It appears that he was improperly videotaping women in their homes, both awake and as they slept," New Smyrna Beach police Sgt. Mike Brouilette said. "So, we are looking into other cases that are unsolved in the area."

Officers said Blacine was videotaped performing a bizarre behavior.

"In one of the cases he was seen urinating into a half-gallon of milk," Brouilette said.

Blacine was transported to the Volusia County Jail and charged with burglary and tampering with a consumer product.

[Anne Bonney]

I know this isn't 'naked tickler' related but you made me go read Fark and this cracked me up for some reason.


http://www.wpxi.com/news/14342073/detail.html

Woman Spying On Husband Gets Trapped Under SUV
Police: Someone Let Air Out Of Tires


PITTSBURGH -- Rescue crews freed a woman trapped under a sport utility vehicle in Brookline late Monday morning.

Police said the woman, whose name has not been released, feared her husband was cheating on her. They said she went to spy on him by crawling under an SUV outside her husband’s alleged girlfriend’s house in the 1300 block of Oakridge Street.

She apparently fell asleep under the vehicle and became trapped after someone let the air out of the tires.

Ray Ludchak was working on the house next door when he heard the woman’s cries for help. "I peered down to see a body beneath a vehicle," said Ludchak.

The couple has been married for 26 years. The woman was taken into custody to undergo a mental health evaluation.

Police are trying to determine who let the air out of the tires. ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::   So far, no charges have been filed.

[Nihilanthic]

Damn, crushed by a vehicle and 72 hours in the pokey!

Bad day to be her.