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« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2007, 04:05:21 PM »
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If you had a restaurant and 40% of the patrons walked out before finishing their meals you would fire the chef, change the menu, change something before you went out of business.

They like to tell you its sushi, but its really regular old cod thats been sitting on the dock for half the day.

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According to one person cited in that part of the article, only 9 members of her class of 30 were still there. That's actually 30% remaining (70% dropped out).


70% got sick from food poisoning.
Only 30% get to the dessert course (graduation).  Those remaining get awards for ironclad stomachs.

But some get sick later anyway.
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2007, 02:34:42 PM »
Sushi is for panty-waist wusses.  Gimme some o' that Limburger CHEESE!!!!!   The smellier, the better, har de har har har!!

Joe-Joe Ironsides, The Educator
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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2007, 01:15:34 AM »
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www.lemonparty.org


Ursus,

Enjoy your Sumner Hawleyday.
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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2007, 06:52:46 AM »
Do look at that lemon shit.  Here is my pick for homo voyeurism:



http://youporn.com/watch/19389
   

Love the JT sound track.  HE was great before game 2.   It IS just a loverly ride.
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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2007, 07:42:36 AM »
Loosing 70 percent of your class in any academic setting is actually pretty common. Of my freshman class in university only 25 percent of us graduated. Public schools, high schools that is, tend to have their own drop out rates and student transfers. What those numbers are I have no idea. Given that they are public institutions I wouldn't compare them to a private duckfarm like Hyde.


Hyde survives not by the number of students that graduates, but by the number of students that walk in the door as new students every year.

So long as hyde can keep its overall population over a certain level the number of graduating students is of no consquence as I'm sure Hyde has become quite adept at manipulating the facts to make some sort of plausible explanation avaliable to those few parents who even bother to ask.

More than likely the majority of our current parenting herd would be content with general statements like, "Well 90 percent of our graduates go onto college!"

"coughs... don't mind the fact that only 30 percent actually survive this shithole."
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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2007, 07:50:18 AM »
lemonparty eh?

Lols.. quite the classic that one.

I prefer this site:

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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2007, 08:05:19 AM »
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Loosing 70 percent of your class in any academic setting is actually pretty common. Of my freshman class in university only 25 percent of us graduated. Public schools, high schools that is, tend to have their own drop out rates and student transfers. What those numbers are I have no idea. Given that they are public institutions I wouldn't compare them to a private duckfarm like Hyde.


Hyde survives not by the number of students that graduates, but by the number of students that walk in the door as new students every year.

So long as hyde can keep its overall population over a certain level the number of graduating students is of no consquence as I'm sure Hyde has become quite adept at manipulating the facts to make some sort of plausible explanation avaliable to those few parents who even bother to ask.

More than likely the majority of our current parenting herd would be content with general statements like, "Well 90 percent of our graduates go onto college!"

"coughs... don't mind the fact that only 30 percent actually survive this shithole."


  Hey not unusual in a collegiate setting.  I hardly think it is the norm for secondary education.  It certainly is not a recommendation for the Hyde model that seeks to supplant the current secondary school model.  
I did a major/minor Comp Sci/Electrical Engineering. The 101 courses were in auditoriums  the 200 300 level course were in intimate setting where we all knew each other's names.  A good deal of the drop outs ended up in business school.  I was amused at how light the math requirements for the education majors that were going to teach Math.
I really though it was funny that a hyde grad posted in the wikipedia that Hyde education was based on a compass that has five points then listed four.  Cant count, no clue about a compass:  there is a fine example of hyde education, one of the "elite" 30%.
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2007, 08:06:04 AM »
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Loosing 70 percent of your class in any academic setting is actually pretty common. Of my freshman class in university only 25 percent of us graduated. Public schools, high schools that is, tend to have their own drop out rates and student transfers. What those numbers are I have no idea. Given that they are public institutions I wouldn't compare them to a private duckfarm like Hyde.


Hyde survives not by the number of students that graduates, but by the number of students that walk in the door as new students every year.

So long as hyde can keep its overall population over a certain level the number of graduating students is of no consquence as I'm sure Hyde has become quite adept at manipulating the facts to make some sort of plausible explanation avaliable to those few parents who even bother to ask.

More than likely the majority of our current parenting herd would be content with general statements like, "Well 90 percent of our graduates go onto college!"

"coughs... don't mind the fact that only 30 percent actually survive this shithole."


Qualitative difference, though. If you don't make the grade in public school or university, it's usually because you're not smart enough. If you don't make it at Hyde, it's because you're not a good enough human being -- or so Hyde would have you believe.

Nice site.
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Aptitude under attitude
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2007, 08:10:09 AM »
I must point out that the Hyde education stress Attitude over Aptitude.  The wiki poster posted the misinformation with great character and a good attitude.  That is the important thing.
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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2007, 08:24:23 AM »
By all means there can be no comparison of Hyde with a university other than to point out that the costs typically come out of pocket.

My point isn't to compare Hyde's academically to a university. However, I do contend that the same sort of winnowing process occurs in both a university as does hyde. The factors that fuel the winnowing process are completely different mind you.

again to illustrate

1000 new students go to university x... 300 graduate

100 new students go to hyde.. 30 graduate..

How does hyde stay afloat?

Nothing to do with how many graduate and everything to do with how many students they gain every year versus how many they loose. Universities and Hyde depend on a certain population level to keep their doors open. By all means don't ignore the endowments and other financial support that comes from various 3rd party organizations as well.


ps.. anyone up for trolling the wiki site?

I think that lemonparty.org link would be much better on a pro-hyde wiki.
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2007, 08:29:50 AM »
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It certainly is not a recommendation for the Hyde model that seeks to supplant the current secondary school model.


Dear god man.. the current secondary ed system is fucked up enough! Do we want the likes of Joesph Gauld making it worst?

I'm guessing from the contents of this forum that I'm safe in assuming the answer would be a nearly collective no.
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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2007, 08:33:08 AM »
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ps.. anyone up for trolling the wiki site?

I think that lemonparty.org link would be much better on a pro-hyde wiki.


I'll be rooting for you. Leave poor old Sumner Hawley out of it, though. I don't want to besmirch his memory because of something someone overheard on the subway.
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2007, 08:34:50 AM »
indeed.. a foul deed so direly needed.
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2007, 09:01:52 AM »
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Quote from: ""Che Gookin""
ps.. anyone up for trolling the wiki site?

I think that lemonparty.org link would be much better on a pro-hyde wiki.

I'll be rooting for you. Leave poor old Sumner Hawley out of it, though. I don't want to besmirch his memory because of something someone overheard on the subway.



  My vote is to stop slander a old dead guy as long as we can still slander the living Hydies with impunity.
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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2007, 09:07:51 AM »
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Quote from: ""Che Gookin""
ps.. anyone up for trolling the wiki site?

I think that lemonparty.org link would be much better on a pro-hyde wiki.

I'll be rooting for you. Leave poor old Sumner Hawley out of it, though. I don't want to besmirch his memory because of something someone overheard on the subway.


  My vote is to stop slander a old dead guy as long as we can still slander the living Hydies with impunity.


I think there's enough to indict Hyde on if we confine ourselves to our own personal experiences.
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