Here is your chance -
Hotel Jelenice - formerly known as
the Morava Academy is now a family hotel.
Take your children to this hotel and show them how their teenager years could turn out. Maybe you can ask the locals if they will help you to identify the O.P. so your children can lie down an hour or two just to get the picture.
I don't know about the food, but I think that the hotel kitchen would have to outdo themselves in order to make a dinner that resembles the food served to the children. Try asking the kitchen staff to cook a dishcloth and make a soup.
