Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform > Hyde Schools
Hyde's Mr. Burroughs
Anonymous:
So I am walking down the street one day. I see this guy walking toward me with one of those fleece vests on. The fleece had the Hyde crest embroiled on it.
"Hey did you go to Hyde?"
"No I used to work there. I was the admissions director"
"Oh. I met your Mom and Dad a couple of years ago."
"Really?"
"Yes"
"I Just quit my job I am moving back to Bath, I have another job at Hyde."
"Hey good luck with that."
FYI I never tell anyone I went to Hyde any more. For some reason it has a reputation associated with it that is not altogether positive.
Ursus:
--- Quote ---This is not the first time that kismet played a hand in the Burroughs' respective decisions to work for Hyde School.
--- End quote ---
Perhaps kismet also played a hand in their not working there for some time, and for you running into not only the parents, but the son as well... What are the chances of that? ::huh::
Anonymous:
Who writes this cornball shit? no author noted.
...the guiding hand of kismet, working happily, exciting blooming positions within the fold of Hyde, stretching and overcoming obstacles in a principled community, the happy return, a family-centered, character-first credo... and the whole overall tone of: no place hass as high a moral standard and concern for their community as does Hyde, even Church!
:o
Anonymous:
The editor quotes Lucretius paean to poverty. Why? Is the target audience the teachers, suspicious and angry that the Burroughs were lured back by a Gauldian salary? Hyde lying to its own?
Joseph W. Gauld:
--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---no place hass as high a moral standard and concern for their community as does Hyde, even Church!
--- End quote ---
Har-har-harrr!!! You better believe it, PAL!!! Hyde IS your church, you miserable snot-nosed flaccid-dicked panty-waist!! Don't you ever fergit it!!
You liver-bellied spoiled rich BRATS have had Life handed to you on a silver platter fer way too long!
Suck it up and GIT yerself sum CHARACTER!!! Poverty breeds character!!
Blazing with glory,
Joseph W. Gauld, Visionary and Educator
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