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First ever (TCK Pow WoW)

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Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist:
Tribal Chief Kruglik wishes to have a sit  down at his pow wow for alumni residents.. He wants to try to persuade them to join the hi-yuh-yuh-dark side. TCK has already made arrangements to  have catered buffalo turd pies and shepard pie.



He also wants to know the # of X alumni that will be attending so that he can make some more little boys under pant teepee for you all to stay in, complete with (poopy holes).  :rofl:



TCK has been out of the spotlight for sometime now as recommended medically by me to do so. TCK has been in touch with the great white spirit horses on a daily basis and has been having pow wow's with his fellow mongoloid indians. They smoke for awhile and trade hydes for shit and stuff like that!  TCK actually swapped all of his buffalo hydes for shit so that he could find his inner self. Many speculate that he will freeze this coming winter because he no longer has any hydes to keep him warm. TCK says that he has plenty of little boys under pants to keep him warm.


TCK has also converted Tony/Tania's amputated penis into a full functional peace smoking pipe. It is also pubic hair smoking compatable.


If any alumni wishes to make reservation for the first ever hi yuh pow wow, now is the time.


May the force of the hi-yuh-yuh be with you all.

Ursus:

--- Quote from: ""Hi-yuh-yuh-Therapist"" ---They smoke for awhile and trade hydes for shit and stuff like that!  TCK actually swapped all of his buffalo hydes for shit so that he could find his inner self. Many speculate that he will freeze this coming winter because he no longer has any hydes to keep him warm...

May the force of the hi-yuh-yuh be with you all.
--- End quote ---


Buffalo HYDES??!!!  Ha ha haaa...!

The Elan Reporter:
Marty used to try and make a GM into a pow-wow. The only thing that was missing was a full Indian head dress and some war paint. Why he would walk in on everyone's GM from every house will remain a mystery. He walked in the same way he rides on his buffalo, with head always facing the floor. And as in the elan videos where he does all these silly hand motion jestures, he did the same hand jesture motions in GM's. While looking at the floor..

Botched Programming:

--- Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter"" --- And as in the elan videos where he does all these silly hand motion jestures, he did the same hand jesture motions in GM's. While looking at the floor..
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Just mental masturbation my brother.....mental masturbation.

Ursus:

--- Quote from: ""Botched Programming"" ---
--- Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter"" --- And as in the elan videos where he does all these silly hand motion jestures, he did the same hand jesture motions in GM's. While looking at the floor..
--- End quote ---

Just mental masturbation my brother.....mental masturbation.
--- End quote ---


Virtual Hand Job?!  :rofl:

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