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Ursus:
--- Quote from: ""Ed Legg"" ---Now Boy you pickin' at my politics. I have a great record of support for the Maine Democrat Party. Speakin' of sorry asses I even gave that John Kerry $500. That boy couldn't get laid in Thai Whore House with all those five hundreds USD.
Where did you end up any way? At that Prep School in Massachusetts?
Hugs and Kisses
Ed
--- End quote ---
Like you'd really give a shit to know, ha haa!! And like I'd ever tell you even if you did, you cold flabby fish... Let's just say my further pursuits went into a more proletarian direction, and about the only "prepping" I did was via the energetic wielding of large sharpened blade of steel and a chopping block.
Pray you don't visit me on a bad day! MAUOOOO-HA!!
With biceps and buns of steel,
Ursus magnificusii, a bear of fornits
Ursus:
Perhaps 'tis me, perhaps 'tis not,
but it fits in so well with the tall tale told,
that it assuredly begs for inclusion!
Ye can call me:
O Chef of the Future
A petrified Ralph watches Norton breeze through a can opening demonstration.
Ralph believes he finally has found his perfect get-rich-quick scheme. He bought a product from someone at the Bus Depot, which is an all-in-one kitchen utensil: it slices, it dices, it opens cans. Actually, he didn't buy just one - he bought the whole box the man was selling, a 1,000 of them. His plan is to go on Late Night TV, place an ad for the utensils, and get rich from the profits. Alice, as usual, is very skeptical and refuses to have any part of this whatsoever, but Ralph is determined to prove her wrong.
Teaming up with Norton, Ralph and Norton go over the commercial they're going to make themselves. Norton would greet everyone "out there in TV land", and complain about needing so much time to do simple tasks. Ralph would then come in from a side door, announcing himself as "The chef of the future." Ralph would show how the same tasks Norton does can be done so much quicker with their utensil.
Norton: Tell me, O Chef of the Future, can it core a [sic] apple?
Ralph: Ooh, it can core an apple.
Norton: I wish that someone would invent a household utensil that would do the work of all of these... am I coming through out there?
Ralph: $2,000, Alice, that's big, big, big! This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.
Alice: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.
Norton: If my wife Trixie is watching this and when I come home she says, "I told you so," I'm gonna belt her right in the mouth!
Ralph: (to Norton) I wish you'd stop talking like that, nervous. You're gonna get yourself all Norton.
Ralph: Nobody's 100%, Alice.
Alice: You are. You've been wrong every time.[/list]
Ed Legg:
Damn Bear Boy,
You got some unresolved issues? Strip the veneer of Eisenhower Era nostalgia and what you see is some very nasty misogyny in Gleason's "humor." Perhaps "I'm gonna belt her right in the mouth! " sound like a funny line to you but to the millions of victims of domestic abuse it is just another slap in the face.
I know I gave talks about respecting women when you were at Hyde. Weren't you listening. I know I was listening 'cause I love the sound of my own voice. Just 'cause I am a narcissistic ego maniac, that doesn't mean everything I tried to teach you was wrong.
Kiss Kiss
Ed
Joseph W. Gauld:
Now now, Ed, you know my take on this. What's a sock in the jaw, or a smack in the face, compared to a lifetime altered for the better with a superior character education from Hyde?! These whiny, panty-waist spoiled brats are just beggin' for some down-to-earth reality lessons from good ol' Joe. There are times when it just burns me up so gol-darned much, even when I'm out for some R&R, that I end up taking it out on those poor tennis balls... I gotta say, if given the choice, that Dunlop Grand Prix (regular felt) taste superior to the other brands, but that Wilson Double Core's last me longer... har-har!!
yer ol' nemesis,
Good Ol' "Big-Balls" Joe, The Educator
Ed Legg:
Joe,
Corporal punishment in the hands of a skilled pedagogue such as your self is a useful tool in the education of your youth. It is however a tool that many of us, and I include myself in that grouping, do not need to use because of our superior skill in the leadership and guidance of youth.
Perhaps I should have applied a little direct butt warming to the ilk of Ursus but I usually left that sort of detail to the leadership seniors of the Football Team.
Ed
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