Give it a frigin rest!!
For crying out loud, you kids wouldn't know an opportunity for character development if it fucked you in the face! One of my oldest and dearest friends, Sumner Hawley, practically a co-founder with me of the esteemed Hyde School, always had a soft spot for the lost souls of young boys... After he died, we created the Sumner Hawley Society for rich, elitist, narcissistic dick-shits who decide to note Hyde in their will. I figure it'll be at least twenty years before Sum's "special friends" come to light, and by then I'll be wealthy enough to move to Hawaii for good...
Good riddance, you little suckers!! Miller had the right idea!!
Joe Almighty, The Educator
(ruthie, meet me in the parking lot, heh heh...)