Well, whaddaya know!! Swear-what's-his-face finally shows up and tries to show some disrespect for my fine fine son-in-law Paul Turd!! I don't know who'd be able to control that wild Laurie child of mine otherwise. (Land sakes, I've often scratched my head and wondered why... She's pretty immune to that finger, ya know...)
Well, Swear, you just go right ahead and try ta make some feeble noise 'bout this! Many's the dumb ass who thought they could succeed. Hyde has never had a successful lawsuit brought against them, har har har!! That's because we are the best, the first, and the ONLY real character education program around!! Having ol' Summs marry that Gannett gal may have helped a bit, though. He owed me at least that much, what with all the indiscretions I had to "pretty up" back at New Hampton and Berwick when we left... har har har!
Paul and Laurie mentioned that they might just take me up on that trip to Hawaii I offered them after that little scene on the car with you, har har har!! So they might not even be around to be bothered by your limp-wristed wuss-assed attempts!!! Har har har har har!!!
Beside myself with glee,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator