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The Synanon Connection
The Elan Reporter:
****I have asked a number of times for the plenty of fish thing to be removed. Havent even been on that site in years.***
Is that so Scartie? Then who changed that revolting picture of you without a shirt on?? Huh? huh? Maybe the little internet dust bunnies that come out at night? You lie like a rug you fat fuck, You ought to be ashamed of yourself Scart. And further more your profile was changed less then a year ago. Lies, lies, lies....
Go much down some more poop, sausage tits, you're nothing but a failure at the game of life.
When everyone ignores you for more then a week , you start up again with your sideways comments. I guess you get off on people insulting you because you have no friends in real life to talk to. You really do have your priorities all fucked up and way out of place.
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: Big fuckin baby!
Joseph W. Gauld:
Listen, Marty...
::deal:: ...Let me show you some wilderness property you might be interested in investing in... We've already got 'bout 700 acres of back water marsh material over near Eustis, Maine, but we're aiming to buy more. Lichfield's recent financial contributions to the Republican Party have given us tremendous hope that we can make Maine the next great Character Development destination. Tourists have always been great suckers for the pristine, unspoiled wilderness that Maine has to offer. We'd just like to expand of their interpretation of that, Har! Har! Perhaps we could go in on something together...
Oh, and Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi yuh yuh yuh to you, where ever you are. Appreciate the salutation!
Joe Almighty, The Educator
java.gurl:
Hey Urs, What is "Binnis"? And how does a bear do them or do it or...Ah hell you get the point!?
java.gurl:
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--- Quote from: ""Joseph W. Gau!d"" ---Where the frigin bejesus is Marty!!!
It would appear that some of your unique potentials require some smacking around, certainly at least work-crew and 5:30's... Doesn't Marty have some campus construction jobs that need completion? Surely the most recent incarnation of The Tepee needs to be re-adorned with some fresh boys underpants, eh? Har-de-har-de-HAR-HAR-HAR!!!
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I think Marty is becoming a bit of a Fornits celebrity as we're getting all these new visitors. The legend of the Kruglik is growing. First, an appearance on "The Simple Life," then running for mayor and now this!
TCK, you owe us big-time for your new high profile. Perhaps you can remodel your tepee soon and upgrade your firepit and poopy hole. Dare to dream, TCK. Dare to dream.
Oh... and Marty, if you're reading this...
Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi yuh yuh yuh.
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Just like Marc came on Fornits a few years back to "set us all straight" about his role in Elan and how much he "stuck up for us" by NOT allowing ppl to spit in our faces during GM's (what a stand up dude huh?) Maybe..Just maybe if we all pray hard enough Marty WILL come here too!
Ursus:
--- Quote from: ""java.gurl"" ---Hey Urs, What is "Binnis"? And how does a bear do them or do it or...Ah hell you get the point!?
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Ha Ha!! "Binnis" is "business." Doing one's business is... taking a crap. Also, 'tis a play on the colloquial phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods?" meaning, "of course, that is self-explanatory..." or "duh, that should be obvious!"
Ya know, I did tell y'all that I like poop jokes!! :rofl:
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