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Offline Che Gookin

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« on: August 17, 2007, 11:25:50 AM »
The internetz is phun!


Fuck I'm wasted.. some asshole private messaged me on yahoo so I decided to just run with it.

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ashulovelove: hi
Dan McGrath: how are you tonight?
ashulovelove: fine
ashulovelove: dear
Dan McGrath: asl?
ashulovelove: m,
ashulovelove: u
ashulovelove: ?
Dan McGrath: m.
Dan McGrath: straight or gay?
ashulovelove: straight
Dan McGrath: NO WAY! that isn't what George told me!
ashulovelove: i male
Dan McGrath: George said you are a twink.
Dan McGrath: I'm being honest here.
ashulovelove: u r m/f
ashulovelove: ???????????
Dan McGrath: female.
Dan McGrath: but george said you like men.
ashulovelove: ok dera
ashulovelove: no
ashulovelove: i like females
BUZZ!!!
Dan McGrath: Hey I'm on your side here.
Dan McGrath: It is possible George lied to me.
ashulovelove: can i see u??????????????
Dan McGrath: sure a pic?
Dan McGrath: my cam is broken.
ashulovelove: cam????????///
ashulovelove: ok
ashulovelove: pis send
Dan McGrath: lemme find my link.
Dan McGrath: ok you ready?
Dan McGrath: hxxp.lemonparty.org
Dan McGrath: my picture is on the first page.
ashulovelove: u rgay
Dan McGrath: NO! I'm a woman.
ashulovelove: u send original pic ok
Dan McGrath: I did.. didn't you check the link?
ashulovelove: no cant check link ok
Dan McGrath: Why not it has my picture on it....
Dan McGrath: ARE YOU SAYING I'M UGLY???
ashulovelove: yes
Dan McGrath: I THINK GEORGE IS RIGHT>>> YOU ARE GAY!
Dan McGrath: YOU WOULDN:T SAY I"M UGLY IF YOU LOOKED AT MY PIC!
ashulovelove: george is mother fucker
Dan McGrath: YOU ARE MOTHER FUCKER!
Dan McGrath: YOU DIDN"T EVEN LOOK AT MY LINK!
Dan McGrath: I was going to show you my shaved pussy on cam but not now!
ashulovelove: u opan cam???????
Dan McGrath: YOU LOOK AT MY LINK FIRST !
ashulovelove: ok
ashulovelove: i watch
Dan McGrath: hxxp.tubgirl.com
Dan McGrath: YOU LOOK AT MY LINK FIRST!
Dan McGrath: I'M a SEXY WOMAN!
Dan McGrath: IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY SHAVED PUSSY THEN YOU LOOK AT MY LINK!
BUZZ!!!
Dan McGrath: wELL?
Dan McGrath: did you look at my link?
ashulovelove: u r pic is loading now
Dan McGrath: You are so sexy.
ashulovelove: ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Dan McGrath: I bet you have a cock like a mighty mite.
ashulovelove: ok
Dan McGrath: A schlong bigger than a horse fly's!
Dan McGrath: You are getting me soo hot.
ashulovelove: u like sexy chat?
Dan McGrath: OH YES.
Dan McGrath: DO You want to Chat SEXY?
ashulovelove: uloking so nice in pic
ashulovelove: yes]
Dan McGrath: really?
ashulovelove: ya
Dan McGrath: wow..
Dan McGrath: do you want to see another of my pics?
Dan McGrath: this one is hellah hot.
Dan McGrath: I did it for a live spread for a magazine.
ashulovelove: no
Dan McGrath: WHY NOT ARE YOU SAYING I'M UGLY???
Dan McGrath: WHAT THE FUCK???
Dan McGrath: YOU fucking Heartless man fuck!
ashulovelove: kuck is life
Dan McGrath: YOU SAID I'M UGLY.
Dan McGrath: Please look at my pic.
Dan McGrath: PLEASSEEEE>
Dan McGrath: I'm SO horny.
Dan McGrath: I want to feel your impressively lacking cock on the edges of my cunt lips slapping away like a midget on a rhino.
Dan McGrath: WILL you look at my other pic please?
ashulovelove: no
Dan McGrath: PLLEEEASE?
ashulovelove: u have cam??????????/
Dan McGrath: YES I have cam.
Dan McGrath: but only if you look at my pic.
ashulovelove: no
ashulovelove: i look u origi nal
Dan McGrath: you are hurting me.. why are you hurting me?
Dan McGrath: WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME?
Dan McGrath: PLEASE look at my picture and I'll let you see my cam.
ashulovelove: ok
Dan McGrath: hxxp.hai2u.com
Dan McGrath: GO look please!
and then like ten minutes later he pms me back and says:

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ashulovelove: i see u pic
Dan McGrath: You like?
ashulovelove: ok now u start u cam?????????/
ashulovelove: yes
Dan McGrath: What do you see?
Dan McGrath: Be honest.
Dan McGrath: I think you are lying.
ashulovelove: no dear
Dan McGrath: what did you see?
ashulovelove: the one girl wramtimg on one man ok
BUZZ!!!
Dan McGrath: wramting on one man?
ashulovelove: yes
ashulovelove: opn cam?/??????
BUZZ!!!
ashulovelove: what
ashulovelove: u gone??????????????
Dan McGrath: what is wramting?
He then seems to be getting a clue.. but he comes back..

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ashulovelove: i cant tell u
ashulovelove: ok
Dan McGrath: ashu if you love me you will tell me.
ashulovelove: yes
Dan McGrath: please tell me my love.
Dan McGrath: I'll please you in ways you won't even know.
ashulovelove: bbbbbyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee
ashulovelove: or opan cam>?????????
ashulovelove: wht
Dan McGrath: It will be alot like drinking ground up glass in a solution of battery acid and anti-freeze.
ashulovelove: do uwant
Dan McGrath: just tell me what wramting means?
ashulovelove: no its so durty
Dan McGrath: OHH ashu... you talk so sexy.. I like durty...
Dan McGrath: tell me more ashu..
Dan McGrath: Pleassseee???
ashulovelove: no bye
Dan McGrath: ASHU WAIT FOR ME MY LOVE!!
ashulovelove: no
Dan McGrath: PLEASE>> JUST TELL ME WHAT WRAMTING MEANS?
ashulovelove: cam????????
Dan McGrath: Is it vomiting?
Dan McGrath: throwing up?
Dan McGrath: puking?
Dan McGrath: Please tell me.
ashulovelove: noooooooooooooo
Dan McGrath: ok ashu.. I'm getting angry.. I might have to be mean to you.
Dan McGrath: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE MY CAM?
ashulovelove: yes
Dan McGrath: DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT WART RIDDLE VAGINA I HAVE THAT STILL DRIPS PUSS?
ashulovelove: no original cm??????????
Dan McGrath: oh yes! cam for you!
Dan McGrath: my love.. I'm going to get naked for you.
Dan McGrath: NO clothes.
ashulovelove: ok
Dan McGrath: I'm going to play with my pussy for you.
Dan McGrath: Just tell me what wramting means.
ashulovelove: nnnnoooooooooooo
Dan McGrath: and I'll play with your minute cock.
Dan McGrath: I'll jack you off with a pair of tweezers.
Dan McGrath: ASHU DO YOU HATE ME???
Dan McGrath: DO) YOU??
Dan McGrath: *starts crying...
ashulovelove: yes
Dan McGrath: FUCK YOU ASHU!
ashulovelove: noooooooooo
Dan McGrath: FUCK YOU
Dan McGrath: TELL ME WHAT WRAMTING MEANS!!
Dan McGrath: JUST TELL ME!
ashulovelove: no
Dan McGrath: No cam then my love.
ashulovelove: pok
Dan McGrath: If you can't tell me what wramting means then no cam.
Dan McGrath: I'll go show my pussy to George.
Dan McGrath: He isn't gay.
Dan McGrath: YOU are the world's biggest faggot.
Dan McGrath: I bet you take it up the ass every night!



SO that being said what the fuck does Wramting mean?
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 07:13:48 PM »
::roflmao::
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Offline Che Gookin

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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 07:54:51 PM »
lols.. damn I was tore up.
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 02:35:56 AM »
gook, I swear to god, I totally want to fuck you after reading that shit.


No warmtimg, I swear.
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 10:14:45 AM »
Lols thanks but I'm still wondering what wramting means.
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 10:25:43 AM »
I don't know what it means either, but why don't you ask the chick that you have as your avatar , whose boobs are about to explode!

She might have some idea :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 12:39:42 PM »
I think it is programmie speak of some sort.

For example:

I confronted my son for 'wramting' and he turned violent and his head exploded.
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