Thanks so much for your help. It was a pleasure talking to you.
If anybody wants to help there are a few things that we need.
We need a good consult on banner advertising and ad brokers.
We need individual advertisers who could benefit from linking their name to this somewhat controversial website.
We need help countering Sue's manipulation of the search engines.
We need links and references on sites like Fark, Encyclopedia Dramatica or any other site which you may frequent. (a reference in your signature is a good way to effortlessly give a little promo)
We need ideas.
Money's nice too, but as of yet I can't say exactly how it will be spent. The overall objective is to make Fornits.com a self sustaining net publication similar in structure to FARK or Something Awful or Huffington Post (that's vague, I know, but there is a common thread in there somewhere we just have to further define it)