Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to
convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from
the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a
religious debate with the leader of the Jewish Community. If the
Jews won, they could stay in Italy. If the Pope won, they would
have to leave or convert. The Jewish people met and picked an aged,
but wise, Rabbi Moshe to represent them in the debate. However, as
Moshe spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all
agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.
On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moshe sat opposite each
other. The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Rabbi
Moshe looked back and raised one finger. Next...the Pope waved his
finger around his head. Rabbi Moshe pointed to the ground where he
sat. The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of
wine. Rabbi Moshe pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood
up and declared that he was beaten..
That Rabbi Moshe was too clever and that the Jews could stay in
Italy.
Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.
The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to represent the
Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that
there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I
waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around
us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was
also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show
that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to
remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten at my every move
and I could not continue."
Meanwhile..the Jewish community was gathered around Rabbi Moshe.
"How did you win the debate?" they asked.
"I haven't a clue," said Moshe. "First he said to me that we had
three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger! Then he
tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said
to him we're staying right here."
"And then what?" asked a woman.
"Who knows? " said Moshe, "He took out his lunch. So I took out
mine."
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