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--- Quote from: ""artman11111"" ---By the way B P = Beautiful Person
I like the taste of Andy's ass! You know I wish Dave and Andy had a "relationship" so I could really have something to be jealous of .And now I don't have him as my "defender". Ya know I can't take care of myself ? Dave has said this to you for some time.He(like yourself) just continue to make a big ass of me day after day.Whether I attend this cesspool or not.
I am goin to be busy today and tomorrow eating warm poo and cold gin so I won't be able to defend myself, so please don't make fun of me anymore.
bu by

--- End quote ---


Hey "Scartie" .... I know it's going to be a busy weekend for you, (a 1/2 gallon of gin, a quart of baby oil, 3 or 4 beastiality tapes, and a 100 lb doggie.

And Scartie.... Quit spanking your monkey

The Elan Reporter:
Scartie: Your gin and poo cocktail, how is it made?

Shaken, not stirred? Just like 007?

We alll so desperately await your next drunken illusion tandrum lunacy, it is quite humorous to an extent.

The Elan Reporter:
*Hey Artie.... Some days life just serves up a big shit sandwich. *

Is that why you come here Arthur? So that you could make even more people dislike you and give them reasons to ridicule you? We all know how the staff @ elan treated the residents and you seem to get off on the controversal mind fucking that the staff dished out. But there's a problem with your timing. See we are not teenagers, we are all growns up, and your lame attempt at fucking with former elan residents is back firing all over you. You have not 1 single friend here at the current time, you are nothing but a troll that wishes to be back in the employment of elan abusing teens. Even your toe licking buddy has abandoned you! I take it you didn't do a good job licking his feet?

You're a man without a country here scartie. I wonder if one of the helpers at the elan school forum is you? Then there is this thing you do called mentoring a child? I betcha you do .

You have displayed all the attributes of a mentally sick man. The booze, signs of drug abuse, and your latest *scat*.

So go get yourself another bottle from the liquor store and slur your thoughts away. You fatter scatter drunken dateless prick.

 ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::

The Elan Reporter:
I guess Scartie is trying to tell us something more tramatic that happened in his life. So what did they bust you for Scartie?

Beastality in public?
Solicitation to a minor?
The horrid K-porn?

Did us have to do some time as well? Did you show all the onther inmates how you can do the *Twist*? Is this the reason why you had a brief absensce from trolling this forum a few weeks back? We alll know how you substitiute and conjur peoples names up to substitute them for your tramatic life experiences and then rely the info to us. Tell us scartman, what was it really like? What did they nail you for?

The Elan Reporter:
:rofl:  :rofl:
*you have been a huge help in that tgoo *

Dear Scartie,

If you are gonna attempted to try to be the spelling police, I would suggest starting off with proof reading what you write.

You must be loaded up from last night huh? Barely can see the montior  right? Get a fuckin life!

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