Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform > Hyde Schools
Just Another Boarding School
Anne Bonney:
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Joe,
I am am member of the FLDS. Do you have any identical twins currently enrolled?
Cy Cophant
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:rofl: :rofl:
I've gotten hooked on "Big Love" on HBO.
Joseph W. Gauld:
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--- Quote from: ""Joseph W. Gau!d"" ---Dear Cy,
Kids these days are spoiled little snot-nosed brats who don't appreciate what their parents have tried to do for them and, more importantly, what we, at the Hyde Schools have dedicated our lives to. "I can see by the lives of my former students -- some now entering their sixties -- how adolescence is a crucial practice period that can graphically foretell a lifetime." Like that? I made that up for a sales pitch, but it's true. I am omniscient; I know these things. I'm a great judge of character.
Yes, Goodle is a bit of a problem. I've got 3 former students working on tweaking it full time, that is, when they're not backing me up in seminars and family meetings. That $16 million comes in handy for something. I'm not sure they know what they are doing, but they have good character. They always call me "Sir."
I have to think a bit about the granddaughters, Cy. They are a bit unripe still. In the past, this wouldn't have been a problem, but in my old age, I've started to re-think some of these things. Perhaps it is because they are mine that I am having some problems with it heh, heh... Er, no matter. Would you possibly be interested in one of the other students? I could arrange a tour, so to speak, of the campus, Har Har...
Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator
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Joe,
I am am member of the FLDS. Do you have any identical twins currently enrolled?
Cy Cophant
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Dear Cy,
Have you considered young boys? There are so many of them from your church that have been just abandoned by the side of the road!
http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/ ... 004711.php
I know if my dear and just-about-oldest friend Sums were still alive, he would certainly get involved with this issue. He was quite proactive in related issues here on the Bath campus. Former students whose lost souls found their way back on campus always found in him a warm and caring heart, a safe haven, a compassionate listener.
Henry Milton was even one of his protegees, but that young hot head let things get a little too out of hand. And that little hotty of a wife he had (I can still hear her giggle, come to think of it)... well, when she got in on the action, we had to put a damper on it (for the rest of that year). Thurrell screwed it up for everyone by going public.
Concerned,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator
Anonymous:
Dear Joe,
We in the FLDS believe that the best thing for the surplus boys is casting them out to fend as they may. This will help them develop character. It is sort of like when you banish problematic children up to that God forsaken wood lot Lennox bought for you in , where is it, Eustis Maine.
Joe you should recall the endearing story you told us about Indian orphans that grew up competing with the tribeal dogs for scraps of food and how that experience developed character. We are just following your advice.
Cy Cophant
Ed Legg:
Joe,
Hyde was not "Just another boarding school" when I ran it. Hyde was the crucible where the character of the future leaders of our Nation were formed and refractored. We were on the way to changing the world until you screwed it up, just because you couldn't finish that stupid book. You could not stand to see me do a better job then you could you?
Look at all the great leader I influenced. there is ah give me a minute I will think of one ....
Waiting in Kennebunk
Ed Legg
Joseph W. Gauld:
--- Quote from: ""Ed Legg"" ---Joe,
Hyde was not "Just another boarding school" when I ran it. Hyde was the crucible where the character of the future leaders of our Nation were formed and refractored. We were on the way to changing the world until you screwed it up, just because you couldn't finish that stupid book. You could not stand to see me do a better job then you could you?
Look at all the great leader I influenced. there is ah give me a minute I will think of one ....
Waiting in Kennebunk
Ed Legg
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Why, you smarmy two-faced lisping Texan! Where the frigin bejesus do you get off trying to steal my thunder?! I'm having this cordial conversation with this nice upstanding young fellow who stumbled on this fornication board, just like I used to do in the old days with my column in the Pee-Pee Herald... and you come barging on here, hurling insults and innuendo, and waving an Elvis pic like anyone is s'posed to think you look like that these days! Ha! Ha! and Ha! I saw a recent pic of you at that podunck piddley-squat lack-luster excuse of an educational backwater, and you look more like a bleached out Ronald McDonald in glasses and straight hair...
I must say... you do still have a lot of your hair... what do you use?
Joe Almighty, The Educator
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