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hanzomon4:
Newton is a pedo, I read about what he did to 13 year old KW, sick fuck.


p.s, yes I know the above poster is just satire.

Ursus:

--- Quote from: ""Ruth Ann Newton"" ---Well thank God!  Finally we have another qualified person to speak about the sickness that is Fornits.  These little bastards have been stalking my husband and I and trashing our reputations for years now.  It's time we put a stop to it.

:flame:  :flame:   Damn druggies.  I told you all you end up losers and dead insane or in jail.  Which one is it for you Ursus?
--- End quote ---


You may think you can pull the wool over all your students eyes by shaking your bazookas at them, Mrs. Newton, but I, myself, am way too old for that kind of crap!  Not to mention that I could easily squash every little rubbery limb in that smelly old carcass of yours!  Not that I'd care to even try, or even could try, BELIEVE me, you're no Mrs. Robinson!!

And as to that other old windbag finally coming around here, you can take your character crap and shove it where the sun don't shine.  I hear there's a lot of room up there.

Ruth Ann Newton:

--- Quote from: ""Ursus"" ---You may think you can pull the wool over all your students eyes by shaking your bazookas at them, Mrs. Newton, but I, myself, am way too old for that kind of crap!  Not to mention that I could easily squash every little rubbery limb in that smelly old carcass of yours!  Not that I'd care to even try, or even could try, BELIEVE me, you're no Mrs. Robinson!!

And as to that other old windbag finally coming around here, you can take your character crap and shove it where the sun don't shine.  I hear there's a lot of room up there.
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Ursus, that's just the drugs talking.  Here, my wonderful, caring husband and I have set up a program to help druggies get their lives back on the righteous path.  We'll be sending the SIBSMobile around for you shortly.

http://fornits.com/SIBS/bdsm.htm


See you on front row!
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Joseph W. Gauld:

--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---Joe,

This site came up on a Google search of your name.  I was shocked, shocked to find former students disrespecting you.  Thanks you for your kind words.  I am still single and I could make due with a grand daughter and a middle level post in the Hyde Foundation.  Nothing fancy. something like Vice President for Corporate Partnerships.  I could help spend the extensive travel budget.

Thanks,

Cy
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Dear Cy,

Kids these days are spoiled little snot-nosed brats who don't appreciate what their parents have tried to do for them and, more importantly, what we, at the Hyde Schools have dedicated our lives to.  "I can see by the lives of my former students -- some now entering their sixties -- how adolescence is a crucial practice period that can graphically foretell a lifetime."  Like that?  I made that up for a sales pitch, but it's true. I am omniscient; I know these things.    I'm a great judge of character.

Yes, Goodle is a bit of a problem.  I've got 3 former students working on tweaking it full time, that is, when they're not backing me up in seminars and family meetings.  That $16 million comes in handy for something.  I'm not sure they know what they are doing, but they have good character.  They always call me "Sir."

I have to think a bit about the granddaughters, Cy.  They are a bit unripe still.  In the past, this wouldn't have been a problem, but in my old age, I've started to re-think some of these things.  Perhaps it is because they are mine that I am having some problems with it heh, heh... Er, no matter.  Would you possibly be interested in one of the other students?  I could arrange a tour, so to speak, of the campus, Har Har...

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator

Anonymous:

--- Quote from: ""Joseph W. Gau!d"" ---
--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---Joe,

This site came up on a Google search of your name.  I was shocked, shocked to find former students disrespecting you.  Thanks you for your kind words.  I am still single and I could make due with a grand daughter and a middle level post in the Hyde Foundation.  Nothing fancy. something like Vice President for Corporate Partnerships.  I could help spend the extensive travel budget.

Thanks,

Cy
--- End quote ---

Dear Cy,

Kids these days are spoiled little snot-nosed brats who don't appreciate what their parents have tried to do for them and, more importantly, what we, at the Hyde Schools have dedicated our lives to.  "I can see by the lives of my former students -- some now entering their sixties -- how adolescence is a crucial practice period that can graphically foretell a lifetime."  Like that?  I made that up for a sales pitch, but it's true. I am omniscient; I know these things.    I'm a great judge of character.

Yes, Goodle is a bit of a problem.  I've got 3 former students working on tweaking it full time, that is, when they're not backing me up in seminars and family meetings.  That $16 million comes in handy for something.  I'm not sure they know what they are doing, but they have good character.  They always call me "Sir."

I have to think a bit about the granddaughters, Cy.  They are a bit unripe still.  In the past, this wouldn't have been a problem, but in my old age, I've started to re-think some of these things.  Perhaps it is because they are mine that I am having some problems with it heh, heh... Er, no matter.  Would you possibly be interested in one of the other students?  I could arrange a tour, so to speak, of the campus, Har Har...

Warmly,
Joseph W. Gau!d, The Educator
--- End quote ---


  Joe,

 I am am member of the FLDS.  Do you have any identical twins currently enrolled?

Cy Cophant

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