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« on: July 18, 2007, 01:42:17 AM »
Daughter:  Mommy and Daddy, can I have a breast job for my high school graduation?

Mom & Dad:  Why yes dear, and if you're good, maybe on your sweet 16.
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 01:55:29 AM »
Hey, don't knock big fake titties 'till you've tried 'em!
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 01:57:38 AM »
Mine are real.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2007, 11:26:36 AM »
I am offended by this insult to parents in general.

My parents were the best parents in the world.

They loved me. They cared for me. They did everything for me.

I absolutely love my parents more than anything in the whole world.

I would die for them.

To hear people talk with such disdain for their parents saddens me greatly.


Both my parents are dead and I don't know where they are buried.

Do you know?
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 03:47:50 PM »
You're just pissed off that they didn't buy you fake tits when you graduated high school. :rofl:  :rofl:
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