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Ode to Patti Atwoods

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Anonymous:
Any writers out there who would be so kind as to do the honors in memorializing the legendary Patti Atwoods?  I'm sure some of the survivor and advocate websites would consider publishing the ode on their websites with links to Fornits.

nimdA:
Izzy gave me crabs.. Patti gave them back.

kk thanx!

Anonymous:
You guys should be careful.

nimdA:
Thanks for the warning.

Their once was a belle named Izzy
She got her self in one hell of a tizzy
She spun and spun till she was dizzy
and then tried to look busy

All to no avail
could izzy prevail
To Patti she wailed
Inwhy did you leave me with the pail?

izzy came to fornits
after eating 15 donuts
she typed up a whodunit
and got told to stuff it.

In came izzy's friends
they came to try and mend
they did their best to defend
all to no end

The morale of the story is
never trust a woman
whose name
rhymes with Jizz.

The end.

Anonymous:
::kiss::  ::rocker::  ::drummer::  :tup:  ::cheers::  ::bigsmilebounce::

Way to go, TSW.  Now ... if we could just record this ode with some appropriate sound effects, LOLS.

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