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Happy 4th of July

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Fire Swamp:
As usual, you don't know shit.

Happy 4th to ya, sausage tits!

Captain Spalding:
sausage tits   :rofl:

 Do you really have sausage tits Fartman11111 :question:

I remember your profile saying Few extra pounds but don't recall you mentioning about the sausage tit syndrom. Maybe that is why you have trouble seeking love :question:

Elan Reporter's Assistant:
On the 4th of July, Marty Kruglik shoves a lit firework up his ass and enjoys the explosion while making Elan students watch him dance on the Elan 3 stage.  He also makes Elan students GI the giant totem pole.  He supervises while molesting a bald eagle.  "Me suh molest bald eagle cuz me suh patriotic," he explains.

On this day, extra feathers are awarded during buffalo turd pie eating contests..  Hi yuh yuh yuh dancing is allowed, but no cardinal rule breaking is permitted, except by Marty Kruglik.  "Me suh exempt from rules on IMR," he says.

Botched Programming:
Damn Artie.... Winn-Dixie would not let you off on the 4th  :cry2:  :cry2:



On a lighter note.... When I was a kid in the 7th grade I bought a bunch of these beauties and took them to school. While in the middle of class change myself and some other boys were in the restroom. I lit one of them up and threw it in the toilet and flushed it thinking it would go out in the water. Seconds later the toilet jumped off the floor and exploded. Water went everywhere. And I personally ran like hell.

 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::

Botched Programming:

--- Quote from: ""artman11111"" ---Maybe you should get a job,instead of doin this all day. I knowe you wont be able to get your food stamps and welfare if you are working but .......
you just might find being productive would made your illness not so severe.
--- End quote ---


Hey Artie.... I am being paid to come here everyday and give you grief.

Oh and by the way, I hope you had a safe and happy 4th.

 ::fu::  ::fu::  ::fu::  ::fu::

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