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My teen's a FATTIE!
« on: July 02, 2007, 11:57:26 PM »
My kid does zero exercise and is packing on the pounds.

I've been considering an Aspen weight loss facility but worried that some fat piece of shit staff will sit on him and kill him or something so what is a parent to do?

To be honest, my kid disgusts me. I keep very fit and in good shape. I tried to get them to exercise with me, but he just wants to sit on his fat ass and play video games on his computer.

Does anyone have any productive ideas on how to help my kid lose weight without hurting his feelings and making it worse? No I do not sent him away to a program or anything like that. I need REAL solutions.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 12:05:35 AM »
Yah, buy him an exercise video instead of video games, and stop buying him crap!  Be accountable.
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 12:53:21 AM »
First of all.. is this a joke?



If not.. then I suggest going on a bike ride with him or her. Multiple times a week. They're real fun.
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 02:56:48 AM »
dance dance revolution.. video game + exercise.


Presuming you're real.... if you are so fit and health-conscious, how'd you let your kid get so fat in the first place?
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 06:38:37 AM »
He disgusts you?  Well my first suggestion would be to adjust your own attitude.  Even if you don't say so overtly ... trust me he's getting your message loud and clear.  

If you are modeling healthy living choices, then there is nothing else you can do but encourage him to do the same.  He's making his own choices and he will have to deal with the outcomes of his choices.

Not everyone has a slim and trim body type.  Deal with it.
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2007, 08:28:34 AM »
:rofl:  :rofl: I think This person is a troll having some fun. Who refers to their own kid as a fattie!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2007, 10:15:36 AM »
I agree that it is probably a troll.  However, you'd be sadly surprised by how many parents resort to name calling. How sad is that?
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 01:03:16 PM »
Fattie, fattie..
Two by four...
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 01:35:16 PM »
I think it's mean to call your kid names, make them ride a bike to school or something it's not that hard.
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 01:39:45 PM »
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I think it's mean to call your kid names, make them ride a bike to school or something it's not that hard.


Little fuckers DESERVE to be called names.  How else are they gonna learn?
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2007, 01:52:15 PM »
Amen to that! Kids don't deserve goddamn rights cuz they ain't no better than a bunch of fuckin' NIGGERS.  :flame:
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Re: My teen's a FATTIE!
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2007, 05:23:04 PM »
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My kid does zero exercise and is packing on the pounds.

I've been considering an Aspen weight loss facility but worried that some fat piece of shit staff will sit on him and kill him or something so what is a parent to do?

To be honest, my kid disgusts me. I keep very fit and in good shape. I tried to get them to exercise with me, but he just wants to sit on his fat ass and play video games on his computer.

Does anyone have any productive ideas on how to help my kid lose weight without hurting his feelings and making it worse? No I do not sent him away to a program or anything like that. I need REAL solutions.


Mildly creative, completely transparent...I'm willing to bet this person has been packin' on the rolls for a couple years now and wants a little advice as to how they...whoops I mean their 'kid'...can lose some weight.

Hey fatty, I have the ultimate weight loss center/program for you. It's called pavement. Bring your running shoes.
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2007, 05:32:31 PM »
Have you heard of Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, wiring his jaw shut, dexatrim.  Give it a rest, this is bogus.
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 05:33:35 PM »
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Amen to that! Kids don't deserve goddamn rights cuz they ain't no better than a bunch of fuckin' NIGGERS.  :flame:

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Little fuckers DESERVE to be called names. How else are they gonna learn?


good thing neither of you the slightest chance of reproducing...
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 05:51:10 PM »
Your MOM doesn't have the slightest chance of reproducing....

Oh wait....  :rofl:
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