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Animal droppings & Hi-yuh-yuh-Ville
Elan Reporter's Assistant:
Marty Kruglik recently had Kruglik & Merette Realtors upgraded to IMI (Indian Mongoloid Incorporated) status with the IMR Governing Tribal Council. Because the real estate company is located on Injun Mongoloid tribal grounds, it is not subject to U.S. tax laws. However, TCK only makes $250 per week plus about $50 in real estate income, so he does not like to pay taxes at all, even to the IMR Governing Tribal Council which TCK claims sovereign hi yuh yuh yuh authority ("me suh Chief Coordinator, me suh make rules," he explains.) As an Indian Mongoloid Incorporated Company, TCK is subjected to a reduced tax rate, provided he furnishes proof of four kiddie molestations per quarter and donates two buffalo pelts per month to the council.
To answer your question, Kruglik & Merette Realtors, IMI has been thriving. TCK is now commanding an average commission of $50 per week and Tania/Tony Merette is close behind with an average of $35 per week. Of course, when you consider that TCK and Tania Merette have almost zero overhead and no living expenses, thanks to Elan and the IMR, that is quite a tidy sum, especially for two low-life Mongoloids.
Also if you donate two used little boys underpants and use the newly formed Hi Yuh Yuh Mortgage IMI to finance your loan, TCK and Tania/Tony will pay 50 percent of your closing costs on your new tepee. This is a limited time offer, so move your hi yuh yuh yuhing ass around the campfire or TCK will verbally reprimand you!
Elan Reporter's Assistant:
--- Quote from: ""java.gurl"" ---Guess who's "I-POD" has this song on "Repeat" ? Anyone wanna guess? Hmmmmmmm.......... [/color][/b]
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Whatever happened to King's Missile anyway? Good song.
java.gurl:
They joined the ranks of the "One Hit Wonders" crew.
All over the world there are many bands/muscians that live off of the one song they released that everyone loved. All of their appearences showcase their "1" hit song.
Then they play a few more songs that got little to no radio play whatsoever to take up the hour they were booked to play for. The only thing people want to hear however is THAT one hit wonder song.
What makes an artist like "Mariah Carey" for example, hit the top of the charts with EVERY song she releases, even those she "guest starred" on for other artist's albums?
Then you have bands/muscian's like "EMF" who took us into 1991 with the hit EVERYONE was singing, "Unbelievable" "The things you say, your unbelievable" .....
That was a very catchy little ditty huh?
Or how bout' these moldy oldies?: " Faith No More" "Epic" "You want it all but you can't have it, it's in your face but you can't grab it" That song rocked my eight grade school dances in 1990.
Who can forget THIS one from the same year: "You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend" Where are you TODAY Mr. "Biz Markie"?
Then we have "2" "1 Hit Wonders" from the SAME year with almost the same song title...Bringin us back to 1992 is *drumroll please* .........
"Jump" and "Jump Around" by "Kris Kross" and "House of Pain"
Who could ever forget the backwards clothing and that mad cool Irish band that reveled in drinking, hot chicks and even hotter parties. Everyone knew the Irish has a knack for partying, but, it was not until this band came along that they knew just how bad ass us Irish folk can REALLY be.
What are some of the other "One Hit Wonder" bands/songs that you all love to this very day?
Come on admit it you know you liked the " Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock" song "It takes two to make a thing go right, it takes two to make it out of site"!
Everytime that song comes on my radio I admit to it that I bump it up and sing along, loud and proud to of been alive and old enough to remember when the song hit the charts.
Elan Reporter's Assistant:
4 Non Blondes, Crash Test Dummies and ChumbaWumba are all memorable. Actually, Crash Test Dummies fucking sucked, but that "Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm" was something you couldn't get out of your head. And Chumbawumba was cheezy. Only 4 Non Blondes were actually decently talented
Truthfully, most '90s music, save for TRUE alternative, totally blew. Mid-to-late '90s stuff (circa '96-'97) was especially bad. I mean between Paula Cole, Shawn Colvin, Chumbawumba, White Town, Los Del Rio (HEY MACARENA!!!), I almost died of boredom. Thank the Lord for The Grateful Dead nostalgic period, which was totally still in full swing for a few years after Jerry died (at least in my head.)
Remember that stupid "Train" song, with that annoying "Ride dat choo-choo" chorus. I truly wanted to murder whoever wrote that.
Those are the most memorable one-hit wonders for me. Almost all detestable.
Elan Reporter's Assistant:
Oh and TCK likes to spank it to New Kids on the Block.
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