Author Topic: Castle's daily dose of wisdom and/or general asshattery (Read 1423 times)

try another castle · « **on:** June 06, 2007, 01:27:42 PM »

06/06/07

Crazy vs. eccentric...

Crazy is when someone is doing weird things that other people find disruptive, scary and annoying.

Eccentric is when someone is doing weird things that other people find intriguing.

So, if you're going to be weird, better do it with style, otherwise people will brand you a lunatic.

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Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2007, 02:39:01 PM »

All people are lunatics, we just differ in what set of delusions we wish to hold on to. The sooner people figure this out the sooner the world will make sense to them. There is no right way to live your life.

try another castle · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2007, 03:02:39 PM »

Quote from: ""Guest""

All people are lunatics, we just differ in what set of delusions we wish to hold on to. The sooner people figure this out the sooner the world will make sense to them. There is no right way to live your life.

Of course there is a right way to live your life... with style... and a stale bag of cheetos.

Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2007, 02:06:19 AM »

Why does the government and corporations use furry animals as their spokes people I sometimes wonder I think it's because we trust animals more than people.

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** June 07, 2007, 02:29:21 AM »

Quote from: ""Guest""

Why does the government and corporations use furry animals as their spokes people I sometimes wonder I think it's because we trust animals more than people.

Of course we trust animals more than we do people. Animals won't try and rip you off or act like they like you and then turn around a stab you in the back. I've never had a problem understanding how people can murder eachother because we have the ability to piss onenother off to the point that some are pushed over the edge. But harm an animal? What could they have possibly done to deserve that?

try another castle · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2007, 12:42:21 AM »

06/08/07

No matter how gracefully you diffuse what could have potentially been a serious physical altercation, and no matter how easily you know you could have kicked the guy's ass, and no matter how totally zen you were about it and you know you did pretty much everything right and with some degree of style, holding your own and not backing down, you are still going to be pissed as hell for the rest of the night thinking about the 400 different ways you could have beaten the living shit out of the bitch.

Still, it's better than wasting the rest of your day in the police station because someone was a drunk, aggressive retard.

Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** June 10, 2007, 11:43:48 AM »

I think you should have just offered him a drink.

try another castle · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:55:15 AM »

Quote from: ""asshattery""

I think you should have just offered him a drink.

06/15/07

There is no problem too great that a double-shot of Cuervo can't fix, at least temporarily.

Also helpful for when your personality is not living up to its potential.

and... an additional thought for today.

Nothing tastes nearly as good as thin feels.

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