1. I am on 4th Phase. Perhaps I have just obtained 4th Phase. WTF, I am a new the phaser. The staff member leading the rap is in a good mood, so decides to let the group make suggestions for the topic of the rap session. I am called on, and I stand up:
"I would like to talk about how full of shit the entire staff of Straight is, and how we are all a bunch of brainwashed automatons. Perhaps this can evolve into a discussion about how senior staff likes to ask little 15 year old girls about their sex lives so they have something beat-off to at night."
OK, here is the second one:
2. I am a newcomer, and it is the first time they hand me the mic for me to do the ole "My name is ______, I've done pot, alochol, thc, pcp..... (why was it always in that order.....I digress). Suddenly, and without warning, I scream, "HEY PARENTS, THEY'RE SEXUALLY MOLESTING ALL OF US!!! FOR CHRIST's SAKE, CALL THE POLICE!!!" In my little daydream, I like to imagine how staff (and Miss Pete) would have reacted. It would have been a brilliant move, at least in my opinion.
