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music of love/lust
Froderik:
PJ Harvey
ZenAgent:
--- Quote from: ""Oz girl"" ---The ultimate breakup sex song is Jeff Buckleys the last good bye
--- End quote ---
Indeed! It was going through my head as I drove over to break up with a girl I had dated for quite a while, but there was no sex. I drove away listening to J Mascis' "Freedom".
Favorite music for sex? Um...King Crimson's Red, Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, or Big Black's Songs About Fucking, preferably all three playing on repeat, because I'm going for the full-on, custom deluxe sexperience.
Actually, it sounds wimpy but Sarah McLachlan's Fumbling Toward Ecstasy has an erotic vibe to it, and Peter Gabriel's soundtrack to the Last Temptation of Christ is good for the swerve.
ZenAgent:
"No Pussy Blues" by Grinderman.
My face is finished, my body's gone.
And I can't help but think standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful.
With their questioning eyes.
That I must above all things love myself.
I saw a girl in the crowd,
I ran over I shouted out,
I asked if I could take her out,
But she said that she didn't want to.
I changed the sheets on my bed,
I combed the hairs across my head,
I sucked in my gut and still she said
That she just didn't want to.
I read her Eliot, read her Yeats,
I tried my best to stay up late,
I fixed the hinges on her gate,
But still she just never wanted to.
I bought her a dozen snow-white doves,
I did her dishes in rubber gloves,
I called her Honeybee, I called her Love,
But she just still didn't want to. She just never wants to.
(DAMMIT!)
I sent her every type of flower,
I played her guitar by the hour,
I patted her revolting little chihuahua,
But still she just didn't want to.
I wrote a song with a hundred lines,
I picked a bunch of dandelions,
I walked her through the trembling pines,
But she just even then didn't want to. She just never wants to.
I thought I'd try another tack,
I drank a litre of cognac,
I threw her down upon her back,
But she just laughed and said that she just didn't want to.
I thought I'd have another go,
I called her mah little O,
I felt like Marcel Marceau
must feel when she said that she just never wanted to. She just didn't want to.
I got the no pussy blues.
Froderik:
--- Quote from: ""ZenAgent"" ---Favorite music for sex? Um...King Crimson's Red, Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, or Big Black's Songs About Fucking, preferably all three playing on repeat, because I'm going for the full-on, custom deluxe sexperience.
--- End quote ---
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Anonymous:
A couple of years ago, I was visiting friends on vacation, feeling a little low over an impending break up... I really needed to cut lose and dance, so my friends decide to put on a little inspirational music. This drippy voice comes on over the loudspeakers, and I'm like, Turn this shit off. I need some happy tunes. They all looked at eachother and smiled. Did you heard the lyrics, they asked? Nope.... Smiling simultaneously, they said, let us serenade you... you might feel a little differently after this song is over....
So, they hit Repeat and they all start singing, miming the words as they go along... and here is what they sang:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen close.
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometime you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
I’m gonna fuck you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m ball you discreetly.
Then you say hey I bought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s what i call TEAMWORK.
What’s your favorite position?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.
Then I’m gonna love you completely,
Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.
Then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard.
Hard.
I gotta say, the memory of these friends singing this song to me, loud and proud, accompanied by a some very inspired interpretive dance, makes me smile to myself to this day. At this time, I did not want any romantic sappy songs, and nothing made me feel better than a totally crass, fuck me direct, Jack Black song.
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