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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2007, 11:53:05 PM »
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As to Jello i heard something about this. I inherited a love of the Kennedies from my cooler older brother. Technically they are a little before my time but still. Did you ever see them live?


No, I was too young at the time DK's made the rounds to enter clubs - I was more into the tail end of the Minneapolis scene, with the Replacements, Husker Du, pre - "Runaway Train" Soul Asylum, and I was living in Washington, D.C. when Dischord got going and Fugazi was woodshedding.

Jets are making a name in America, and I'm sorry Tim Rogers had to go through rehab.  Quitting booze is hellish.  I found quitting cigs even worse, since smoking follows a social time table:  morning wake-up ritual, all work breaks, after all meals, and sometimes following procreation.
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2007, 11:57:55 PM »
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As to Jello i heard something about this. I inherited a love of the Kennedies from my cooler older brother. Technically they are a little before my time but still. Did you ever see them live?

Hey Oz Girl, I have. They were hot for a while before I got put into Straight (late 1982). I ended up joining back with a band (Reptile House from Baltimore, MD) that opened for them in the summer of 1985. They were touring with the Butthole Surfers. Our drummer had mailed the demo to Jello Biafra and he liked it enough to book us for that show. The gig was at the old WUST Music Hall in DC.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2007, 12:10:22 AM »
Wow did you actually meet jello?

I am not sure how well tim went at rehab hence the ironic title.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2007, 12:12:34 AM »
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Wow did you actually meet jello?

Yeah, he came up after we played and shook my hand. He said he didn't realize we were so "demonic." I took it as a compliment, devil worshipping druggie that I am. -frod
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2007, 12:25:41 AM »
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As to Jello i heard something about this. I inherited a love of the Kennedies from my cooler older brother. Technically they are a little before my time but still. Did you ever see them live?
Hey Oz Girl, I have. They were hot for a while before I got put into Straight (late 1982). I ended up joining back with a band (Reptile House from Baltimore, MD) that opened for them in the summer of 1985. They were touring with the Butthole Surfers. Our drummer had mailed the demo to Jello Biafra and he liked it enough to book us for that show. The gig was at the old WUST Music Hall in DC.


I know you, Froderik.  We discussed the Dischord single cut by Reptile House.  

By the way, I've been communicating (abstractly) with a certain individual from MCC, and I asked how Poochie was doing.  He's fine, I was told. He truly "feels" for the young men in his charge.  I believe we have a mutual friend who claims being the victim of liberal junk fondling by an individual named "Poochie".
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2007, 12:37:14 AM »
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I know you, Froderik.  We discussed the Dischord single cut by Reptile House.  

By the way, I've been communicating (abstractly) with a certain individual from MCC, and I asked how Poochie was doing.  He's fine, I was told. He truly "feels" for the young men in his charge.  I believe we have a mutual friend who claims being the victim of liberal junk fondling by an individual named "Poochie".

That's right, you got it.  :wink:

Oh yeah.. "Poochie."  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2007, 12:58:59 AM »
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Wow did you actually meet jello?
Yeah, he came up after we played and shook my hand. He said he didn't realize we were so "demonic." I took it as a compliment, devil worshipping druggie that I am. -frod


That is so cool! By the time I liked them, they had broken up. When i was 14 my cool big brother snuck me and the kid next door into a spoken word performance by Jello. i think it is the only time he made it to my home town. i fell for his counter culture punk sensiblity, went home and binned my new Kids On the Block and Milli Vanilli CDs and begged my parents for a drum kit for my next birthday. Aah memories.

Best song to irritate coworkers by humming would be whams Freedom. It is catchy and nobody can guess what it is!

The best horror song to hum in a bid to annoy workmates is

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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2007, 02:12:07 AM »
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Best song to irritate co-workers by humming would be whams Freedom. It is catchy and nobody can guess what it is!

The best horror song to hum in a bid to annoy workmates is

  ::bwahaha2::



I disagree with the Wham "Freedom" song, their real burr in the brain has to be th duo's insipid "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,"  That song's got leg braces, it's so lame.

So what's the best horror song to reduce the average co-worker to drooling despair?   To me, a real horror song is "Brandy" by Looking Glass ..."And the people say Brandy...You're a fine girl..what a good wife, you would be"  That's super glue for the medulla oblongata, and that's bone-chilling scary.
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2007, 02:09:41 PM »
Sinaed O'Conner: "Nothing Compares 2 U."
Though she's recorded other stuff that's pretty ok, this schmaltzy piece of crap gets at least 4 z's... it's a downer, too...  :cry2:

Oh & I'm right there with everyone on Creed and that other bloody shite..  ::noway::
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2007, 12:27:30 AM »
The "Pina Colada Song"

"Billy, Don't be a Hero,"

And..."YOU...YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE..."   Make it stop, please....
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2007, 08:04:44 AM »
The Beach Boys: "Kokomo."

I like a lot of stuff by them, but that song fuckin' BLOWS.  :evil:
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2007, 08:57:44 AM »
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And..."YOU...YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE..."   Make it stop, please....


Idunno it is marge and homers song afterall besides who can resist stylish 70s staging like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxo0lsJn ... ed&search=

Enjoy boys

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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2007, 02:58:01 PM »
"Seasons In THe Sun" (a lot of 70s songs making this list)
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2007, 06:30:46 PM »
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And..."YOU...YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE..."   Make it stop, please....

Idunno it is marge and homers song afterall besides who can resist stylish 70s staging like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxo0lsJn ... ed&search=

Enjoy boys

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She has such nice teeth...wonder if she'll cut a Metal album like her dad?  There was a sonic turd.
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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2007, 11:42:48 PM »
I HATE that fucking song on the Vonage commercial, whatever it is.
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