There is a private company that will arrest your teen for drug posession and sale and send him away for as long as you want. This is called an escort company and they charge about fifteen hundred dollars. Do you have fifteen hundred dollars? If you do, your problem could be gone within a couple days. Poof, no trace of him for years, if you like. Doesn't that sound tempting? Sure, he will be wharehoused, and strangers making minimum wage will be dealing with him, but hey, at least you don't!
So do what you know deep down you know you are going to do anyways. Pick up the phone and call an escort company, and have your son dragged away in chains to be punished for his terrible action of meddling in illegal substances. Then get him on a bunch of prescriptiong drugs for depression and anxiety... lock him up for drugs and then pump him full of some other ones that cost a hundred times more. Come on man, you know you want to do it. Go ahead. Pick up the phone. And please, use your cell phone video camera to capture the moment your son is taken from your home and post it on youtube. We could use the entertainment!