Dr. Phil - Healthy Living Academy

[try another castle]

Dr. Phil fondled my junk liberally. He made several red flag touches.
The next morning I woke up and there was $100,000 in by bank account!
Can you believe it??

How can I get in on this?

Dr. Phil casts "red flag touch"
You take 12 Hit Points of embarrassment.
Dr. Phil escapes
You win 100,000 gold pieces.

[Covergaard]

The academy has violated its own rule about the use of escorts. I quote from their FAQ page:

http://academyofthesierras.com/faqs11.html

Please keep in mind that although AOS does not accept students who require an escort, if your child physically refuses to travel to AOS our Admissions Department will arrange a series of phone calls with staff and students.  95% of the time, following these conversations the candidate agrees to give AOS a chance.

Now they have made me do an error on my wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspen_educ ... s_programs

I quote:

Unlike the programs in the other categories, Treatment centres in the Weight loss Division do not allow client to arrive by the use of a Teen escort company. Instead the parents ask for a series of phonecalls from staff, which should persuade the student to attend the programs.

I am sorry for doing a poor work even if my fault was based on false imformation by Aspen Group.

[AtomicAnt]

In other words, harass the kid non-stop until they agree to go.