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Offline Anonymous

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« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2007, 05:21:36 AM »
ok...so you're a gay man in a woman's body...or are you a lesbian who likes men...wait...when you say you transitioned 14 years ago what exactly does that mean? If your dick is in the drawer then I'm assuming you have not had any surgery..or maybe you have but still wear a strap on......this could get confusing!
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« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2007, 05:59:33 AM »
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ok...so you're a gay man in a woman's body...or are you a lesbian who likes men...wait...when you say you transitioned 14 years ago what exactly does that mean? If your dick is in the drawer then I'm assuming you have not had any surgery..or maybe you have but still wear a strap on......this could get confusing!



 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

1. Man
2. Not woman's  body. used to be woman's body. Testosterone is a hell of a thing. It makes all sorts of changes. But if you mean do I have two X chromosomes, then most likely, yes. (Although I've never had them checked. They could be mosaicked for all I know.)
3. Upper surgery yes. Lower surgery no. That stuff is awful.
4. As a result of not having lower surgery, you have to buy your equipment if you want to actually fuck someone proper. Good Vibrations has a pretty decent stock.
5. Some guys also "pack".. i.e. wear a pants filler so they have a bulge. Not the same as a fucking dick, they make packing dicks, too. I have one, but I don't bother with it, unless I'm out cruising and there might be the possibility of someone groping me.
6. I'm bi, not gay. I like to call myself a fag because it is a much more fun word to say. Fag fag fag fag faggoty faggy fag. Besides, it's half right anyway.
7. Transitioning 14 years ago means that's when I changed my sex. 1993 at 23 years old. You go for a year as a man, with your new name, then you get a psych eval which gives you the green light for hormone replacement therapy. I had my tits chopped off in 2000, after I finally had enough money to do so. (401K transferred to an IRA then write it off on your taxes as a medical expense, baby! woo hoo!)

To ease confusion:
Gender and sexuality are two different things. Gender over here, sexuality over there.
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« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2007, 08:58:07 AM »
Well, there's certainly not much more I can add to that.

Although there is at least one thing I wish I could add to.  :rofl:
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« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2007, 09:09:38 AM »
I'm secretly a conservative.
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see the children with their boredom and their vacant stares. God help us all if we\'re to blame for their unanswered prayers,

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« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2007, 11:32:33 PM »
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I like to drink to much every now and then and fuck hookers, but not ugly ones. Can't for the life of me want to have sex with an ugly hooker.

How about you? By that I mean not if you drink to much or like to bone hookers.

Confess NOW SCUM!



Sometimes when I'm pretty buzzed I like to be fucked like I'm a hooker...does that count? :wink:
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« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2007, 11:46:33 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Quote from: ""TS Waygookin""
I like to drink to much every now and then and fuck hookers, but not ugly ones. Can't for the life of me want to have sex with an ugly hooker.

How about you? By that I mean not if you drink to much or like to bone hookers.

Confess NOW SCUM!


Sometimes when I'm pretty buzzed I like to be fucked like I'm a hooker...does that count? :wink:


Fuck, I like that even when I'm NOT buzzed.

Oh wait. I AM a hooker. Forgot.
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« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2007, 05:29:59 AM »
Oh...me too..but somehow when I've had a couple of drinks, not sloppy drunk either...just that nice warm tingly feeling, I tend to like to push the limits a bit more sexually....
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« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2007, 02:03:47 PM »
First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"
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« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2007, 02:44:17 PM »
You want her to draw you a picture, Aardvark?
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« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2007, 02:46:49 PM »
Quote from: ""MightyAardvark""
First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"


And your full name and address is in your profile?  :rofl:
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« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2007, 12:47:46 AM »
Quote from: ""MightyAardvark""
First, it doesn't count as a confession when you post anonymously
and second, how exactly does one "fuck you like a hooker"
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« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2007, 08:58:27 AM »
I'll just have to work on the assumption that STD's, exploitation and miserable living conditions are turn ons for some of the people here.
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« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2007, 09:10:28 AM »
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« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2007, 11:29:29 AM »
No not at all. I just couldn't let that one go without having a little tease.
I'll stop now.
Sometimes I like to get a little bit drunk and treat a good woman like she's a hooker, but you know  without the previously mentioned STDs.
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« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2007, 12:58:39 PM »
Quote from: ""MightyAardvark""
I'll just have to work on the assumption that STD's, exploitation and miserable living conditions are turn ons for some of the people here.


Have we met? You know me quite well, sir.
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