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Nihilanthic:
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--- Quote ---Had way to much wine and ended up making out with this girl I met from Holland.... I'm not a lesbian, I love men and always have..but I've got to say it was quite nice
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For some reason, straight girls + liquor = temporary lesbian.
Not sure why. Wish it would happen more with straight men, though.
-GCA (too fuckin' tired)
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::boohoo::
Anonymous:
i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.
Anonymous:
--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.
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Just stop drinking the soda and you should be fine. That shit will kill you faster than alcohol will!
try another castle:
--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---
--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---i dont get drunk anymore because ia m training for a decathalon. that is when you run a bunch of miles and stuff. i am pretty wasted though because its the off season. so i can get drunk right now. sometimes i wonder whats the point though because i work at the coca cola cannery and during the day i get to drink all the soda I want and the doc told me my PH level is getting all out of wack and I need to drink more milk to bring my acid level down but instead of milk I have a bottle of wine and I need to get some PH testing strips to check the PH level of this wine to make sure. I wish restaurants put the ph level of the meal on the menu like they do back in my home country, nobody does it right. no-fucking-body.
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Just stop drinking the soda and you should be fine. That shit will kill you faster than alcohol will!
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Agreed. Hello diabetes. And cola can cause kidney stones of the calcium oxide variety. (I've had 7) Trust me, you don't want a kidney stone. Lots of water (about 2 liters per day) is the best bet.
the sunday stealer:
I enjoy a fine spirit now and again.
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