Hey, I'm jumping on this bandwagon. I am hereby starting my very own Program to provide distance-learning community-based care for your teen. Yes, for the low, low price of US$100, I will personally give your troubled teen his very own wake up call.
When you make your booking for your child, please indicate the date and time you want him woken up. For best results, book early so that your preferred date and time is available.
Julie
(Disclaimer: You agree to place a telephone in your child's room beside the bedside for your scheduled wake up call. You further agree to ensure your child is in said bed at the scheduled date and time. You agree to hold our service harmless and assume liability for any injuries, physical or psychological, resulting from your child's wake up call--including but not limited to PTSD, dental damage, bone or ligament damage, bruises, abrasions, pain and suffering, death, jail, or insanity. You also agree that our service has no responsibility or liability for providing any wake up call at any date or time whatsoever. You agree to pay all legal fees or collection costs associated with our collecting the aforementioned $100 fee from you, in its entirety. You agree, upon our demand, to wear a t-shirt, to be provided, carrying the legend, "The wearer is an idiot." You agree to hold our service harmless in the event that the service fails to provide said shirt or in cases of poor fit with no warranty of merchantibility or fitness for a particular purpose. You agree to hold our service harmless in the event that your child sleeps through his wake up call, or otherwise fails to rouse for reasons of drug use, illness, or any other reason. Void where prohibited.)