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Welcome to Fornits tour of Elan.

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Anonymous:
Welcome lurkers! My name is Doug, former Elan resident, antagonist extraordinaire. I'll be you host for this tour of phenomenal retardery.
Pull up a comfy chair, grab a 40,  a box of Top tobacco and prepare to read a collection of the most idiotic shit you've ever laid eyes on.

Yes indeed folks. Your Google search for "mobile-home misfits, and the stupid things that entertain us" may have set a new hit count record here at Fornits, and for good reason!
The Elan section of this board is pharmaceutical grade stupid!

Please read in moderation. DO NOT reply to any portion of the purely moronic text within, without first educating yourself in the proper process of how to respond to an accusation of being someone you've never heard of, with characteristics you've only witnessed on Jerry Springer.

What you will find here is a collection of biographies written with no regard to fact, spelling, punctuation, and often making no sense at all.
The most popular collective effort is a contribution form the sites most prolific idiots and their unauthorized inside scoop of a man named Art. (aka Arthur, Artie, NotsmartArt etc)

While some of you readers may be tempted to post questions such as "Did your mother drop you into a bag of LSD when you were an infant?"
Or "Do the doctors in your psych ward monitor your internet activity?
Please Please Please refrain from any participation in any form until the urge to attempt to communicate on an adult level with the dangerously deranged fucking morons here has evaded you.
(count to 3, and re-evaluate the urge)

We welcome you to the gift shop at the end of your tour, where you will find a plethora of items that may interest you, such as 3-pound sledge hammers to destroy your PC and prevent any possibility of a 2nd encounter with these morons.
Several high powered handguns, complete with one bullet, and  complimentary stationary suitable for a suicide note.
Several long pointy items useful in the removal of your own eyes.
And single-serving stainless steel coat-hangers, suitable for a home-lobotomy.

Thank you and enjoy your stay.

Anonymous:
Glad you came back and took the time to post
that was the funniest shit i have EVER read here
art,artie,artie fartie ect

Anonymous:
Dougie where have you been its seems like a long time... wonder how Karen is...

Anonymous:

--- Quote from: ""Guest"" ---Dougie where have you been its seems like a long time... wonder how Karen is...
--- End quote ---


Is this the part where I am supposed to guess who you are?

Sorry, I really dont care. The idea behind this site is to

A:
Remain anon, and have the rest of the retards assume they know who you are and proceed to endlessly flame you with fictitious vulgar ramblings.

And/or

B:
Post your identity (truthfully or not) and spend the next 3 years defending yourself from the silly efforts of anon losers trying to convince themselves and the world that you are more of a loser than they are.

Get with the program!

Art...I'll see you in another 3 months. I can only handle this much retardery in quarterly doses.

Anonymous:
Dougie thats no way to play the game.... I m so dissapointed in you... Oh and I dont care if you know who Im or not see I know things many things ,,, and when the jig is up you will know too....
Bye my old friend....

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