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Offline Anonymous

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Oh, GOD!! Am I abnormal??
« on: March 10, 2003, 07:27:00 PM »
Am I not normal? Am I not normal because I don't want to watch TV every Goddam night? Because I become nauseous when considering the act of watching Oprah? Because I like to mute out commercials? Because I spend "too much time" on these boards...Because I'd rather listen to music made years ago than to catch up on the latest crap being put out, or just watching TV? Because the only shows that I like are The Simpsons, That 70's show, AFV, and Touched by an Angel? Because I think it obscene that pot hasn't been legalized yet?? Because I don't know whether or not we should go to war? Because I sometimes have murder fantasies? Because i get the urge to pick fights with little punks who think they're cool because they act "black"? Especially because I was at one time guilty of this? Because I won't stop typing? Because I sometimes cuss and raise my voice in front of my family? Because none of this really bothers me that much?  :cool:
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Oh, GOD!! Am I abnormal??
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2003, 09:09:00 PM »
All are queer but me and thee, and even thou art a little strange.
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Oh, GOD!! Am I abnormal??
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2003, 03:16:00 AM »
This is about the best definition of normal I have ever heard:

Normal - A setting on a washing machine.

Clay
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