A retarded kid walks out to the bus stop on his first day of school. The bus pulls up. "Good MORNing Mr. Busdrivuh" he says. But before he can board, the door slams shut & the bus speeds off! He goes home and his parents ask him what happened and he tells them. They send him out the next day telling him not to worry, that it was probably some kind of mistake. So he goes out there again and the same exact thing happens to him AGAIN! When he comes home again this time, his parents begin to wonder what's going on. They decide to go out there with him the next day. When the bus pulls up, the kid's parents ask the driver why he slammed the door to the bus on their poor son & drove off like that.
To which he replies:
BECUHZ HE'S MAKIN' FUNNA DA WAY I TAWK!!!!
