{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
[Chorus:]
Who let the retards out {DAVE,DAVE,DAVE}
Who let the retards out {DAVE,DAVE,DAVE}
{DOUG,DOUG,DOUG,DOUG}
When the ORGY was nice, the HOMOS WERE jumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody LICKING ARTS BALLS {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
I tell the fellas ":start the name callin':" {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the TRANSVESTITES report to the call
TheN DOUG AND DAVE CHOW DOWN ON ARTS ASS PLUG
[Chorus:]
Who let ARTIE out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let DOUGIE out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let DAVE out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let JJ out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
DAVE really want to skip town
Get back scruffy, back scruffy,
Get back u flea infested mungrel
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
[Verse:]
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any HOMOS calling them SEXY {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the ORGY" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You RAPE DAVE in front and behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
HIS bone runs DRY now
[Chorus:]
Who let ARTIE out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let DAVE out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let ...... out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let PETE out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All DOGGYS SUCK ya' boneRZ, all doggy hold it
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that petey man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short dick
And I can't seek a lot, any homo will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do:ah-ooooo(howl)
