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Offline Anonymous

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Need help choosing the right escort for my son.
« on: August 08, 2006, 04:28:28 PM »
Hello. I  am paying for my son to have an escort for his 18th birthday. He has been begging for one for a long time. I need your help choosing the right one. It is a surprise. I have narrowed my choices to three. There is a tall Barbie Doll like blonde with handcuffs and she specializes in bondage, There is a short but ultra cute redhead who specializes in cuddling, and finally there is a medium height brunete who scares the hell out of me because she always talks about sex.  So, please help me decide. I have to decide by this Sunday.
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2006, 05:34:20 PM »
i figure most here would identify with the Barbie bondage bit - especially if its Australian-style barbie
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2006, 06:45:47 PM »
Very funny, you got me! I think he'd like the blond. All men love blonds don't they?
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2006, 07:25:04 PM »
Is "all three" not an option?
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2006, 08:14:27 PM »
Hows about a big Barry White looking freak in Lederhosen?
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2006, 11:05:37 PM »
Handcuffs are overrated. and they can cause nerve damage, so I'd rule those out. I'd go for the nympho brunette, especially because she scares you. That probably means she's an awesome lay.

P.S. Cuddling sucks.

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Once you go black, you never go  back.



...and once you go fag, the shoes match the  bag.
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2006, 06:32:06 AM »
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Handcuffs are overrated. and they can cause nerve damage, so I'd rule those out. I'd go for the nympho brunette, especially because she scares you. That probably means she's an awesome lay.

P.S. Cuddling sucks.

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Once you go black, you never go  back.


...and once you go fag, the shoes match the  bag.


Wow, a fag who hates cuddling.  :lol:

Had a bad experience there buddddday?
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2006, 08:13:16 PM »
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Handcuffs are overrated. and they can cause nerve damage, so I'd rule those out. I'd go for the nympho brunette, especially because she scares you. That probably means she's an awesome lay.

P.S. Cuddling sucks.

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Once you go black, you never go  back.


...and once you go fag, the shoes match the  bag.

Wow, a fag who hates cuddling.  :lol:

Had a bad experience there buddddday?


(laughs) I don't know many fags who like to cuddle. We're strictly fuck-n-go. Although I don't date twinkies, so that's probably the reason. And of course, I am generalizing here.

"budddday?" I knew of someone who used to say that all the time. I thought he was the only one who did that! (although I guess it was more like "booooodddaaay") He was this middleastern guy who lived with my friends and used to steal their money. You're not him, are you?   :wink:
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2006, 08:22:59 PM »
Quote from: ""try another castle""
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Handcuffs are overrated. and they can cause nerve damage, so I'd rule those out. I'd go for the nympho brunette, especially because she scares you. That probably means she's an awesome lay.

P.S. Cuddling sucks.

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Once you go black, you never go  back.


...and once you go fag, the shoes match the  bag.

Wow, a fag who hates cuddling.  :lol:

Had a bad experience there buddddday?

(laughs) I don't know many fags who like to cuddle. We're strictly fuck-n-go. Although I don't date twinkies, so that's probably the reason. And of course, I am generalizing here.

"budddday?" I knew of someone who used to say that all the time. I thought he was the only one who did that! (although I guess it was more like "booooodddaaay") He was this middleastern guy who lived with my friends and used to steal their money. You're not him, are you?   :wink:


Actually, buuuuuddddaaaaayyyy, I was just emulating Pauly Shore in a humorous way. Glad to know you got a laugh out of it though.

Also, Im quite very pale and red haired and blue eyed, not very middle middle eastern, Im afrad!
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2006, 08:27:18 PM »
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Is it actually possible to emulate Pauly Shore in a humorous way?
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2006, 02:32:35 AM »
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Actually, buuuuuddddaaaaayyyy, I was just emulating Pauly Shore in a humorous way.


Is it actually possible to emulate Pauly Shore in a humorous way?


Actually, the movie "Paulie Is Dead" is very very funny.  I think he finally admitted to himself that if his mom weren't Mitzi Shore, he'd have never had a comedy career.
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