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Offline Che Gookin

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Join My Cult Please...
« on: February 05, 2008, 07:24:33 AM »
The Holy Order of Grok demands that we bow down to Grok. Of course any holy order has a living embodiement of the holy one in the flesh. That person's name is Fred, but he is busy crying on the ground next to me as I jimmy kicked him and took over the computer.

The first commandment of the Holy Order of Grok:

1) Ask Why alot.

2) See commandment 1.

3) Consider studying up on that dirty old kiddie buggering greek named Socrates. The old lech was onto something about being skeptics.

4) Drink lots of beer.

5) Anne Has to post a picture of her ass at least once on this thread.

6) See rule 1 again.
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 09:51:29 AM »
7) Mandatory listening to The Greatest Band There Ever Was: KILLDOZER
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 09:09:17 PM »
Why are they the greatest band ever?
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 09:40:15 PM »
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
Why are they the greatest band ever?


Probably in part because of their sense of humor and incredible energy in “Snake boy”.  They fired up and did a few remakes, jumped into deep purple and replayed “Hush” which was fantastic and "Funk #49" by the “James gang”….. remember when they decided to break up (mid 90’s?) they performed on a final tour which they called “Fuck you, we quit” Ha,Ha,Ha,… they were good.

I would say their sense of humor and energy would get anyone ready for a protest.



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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 09:43:58 PM »
they called “Fuck you, we quit”


nuff said.

My new favorite band already.
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 12:30:12 AM »
this is great.

*drinks beer*
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 01:10:44 AM »
Why?
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 03:29:50 AM »
Get tossed beyotch.. this is my cult.. So why should the word cult not be mentioned eh?
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2008, 04:09:52 AM »
Why not??
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2008, 03:26:50 AM »
No answering a question with a question allowed!
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Re: Join My Cult Please...
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2008, 03:36:58 PM »
BOB GLUHAREFF IS DEAD, HE KILLED HIMSELF. THANK GOD, SEND HIM OFF WITH SOME FRIENDLY WORDS, CROOKED ASS BASTARD.
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
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