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« on: June 13, 2006, 09:55:00 PM »
Yes indeed ladies and gentlemen, the time is finally here. Now YOU can meet that special someone right here in the nations leading snivel site....Fornits!

Lonely?
Confused?
Suffer from PTSD?
Been physically, mentally and/or sexually abused?
Are you dilusional in one or more ways?
Have you been diagnosed as a victim of brainwashing by the Fornits medical team?
Has your social life reached it peak right here in this website?

Well if you said yes to any of these questions: Youre in the right place!

Imagine being able to meet that special someone who knows exactly what youve been through.
The suffering, the humiliation, the torment.
Imagine the possibilities when you mingle and comiserate with people JUST LIKE YOU who are entirely qualified to exploit your fears, and propose anal sex in the same place!


Now YOU can find love right here in the midst of dilusion. Where hundreds of self-diagnosed, self cured victims have pledged to rid the world of the censorship that prohibits us all from claiming others who think this place is a fucking cess-pool of negativity are all nigger-jews who eat thier own shit with thier bare hands.
Any age welcome, whether youre 12 years old, or 50 years old with a mentally developed mind of a 12 year old, youre bound to find someone with similar traits!

Take comfort in the fornits community! Theres people just like you here who have absolutely nothing better to do with thier time than embark on a quest to let the world know they have nothing better to do but to read and respond to insults.
Or post exagerated tales of life-threatening abuse and torment as a result of smoking a little weed and getting caught by thier parents!

And fellas, dont be fooled. Ginger is quite available to partake in a little extramarital funky funk.

Well, let me rephrase that, shes available every day except Fridays and Saturdays, and maybe a little healing time on Sundays after I get done fucking her fuzzy little butt-hole.
A word to the wise though. Ginger is a "naturalist" down there on the farm. Yes indeed. The only pruning shes ever done on that Y shaped piece of damp real-estate has been to unwillingly extract a hair or two while grasping the "eject" string attached to her "Toms of Maine" tampon.

Eeeew.

Happy dating kids!
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2006, 10:13:00 PM »
So... Are you available?
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2006, 10:52:00 PM »
Wow, looks like some programmie's ready to have a heart attack.

Eat more bacon.
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2006, 11:26:00 PM »
I especially liked the part where they made fun of people who insult others on fornits. I think the schizophrenia kicked in halfway through that post. Poor guy.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 04:23:00 AM »
Listen to Crapple at PureVolume.com
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2006, 10:43:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-13 18:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yes indeed ladies and gentlemen, the time is finally here. Now YOU can meet that special someone right here in the nations leading snivel site....Fornits!



Lonely?

Confused?

Suffer from PTSD?

Been physically, mentally and/or sexually abused?

Are you dilusional in one or more ways?

Have you been diagnosed as a victim of brainwashing by the Fornits medical team?

Has your social life reached it peak right here in this website?



Well if you said yes to any of these questions: Youre in the right place!



Imagine being able to meet that special someone who knows exactly what youve been through.

The suffering, the humiliation, the torment.

Imagine the possibilities when you mingle and comiserate with people JUST LIKE YOU who are entirely qualified to exploit your fears, and propose anal sex in the same place!





Now YOU can find love right here in the midst of dilusion. Where hundreds of self-diagnosed, self cured victims have pledged to rid the world of the censorship that prohibits us all from claiming others who think this place is a fucking cess-pool of negativity are all nigger-jews who eat thier own shit with thier bare hands.

Any age welcome, whether youre 12 years old, or 50 years old with a mentally developed mind of a 12 year old, youre bound to find someone with similar traits!



Take comfort in the fornits community! Theres people just like you here who have absolutely nothing better to do with thier time than embark on a quest to let the world know they have nothing better to do but to read and respond to insults.

Or post exagerated tales of life-threatening abuse and torment as a result of smoking a little weed and getting caught by thier parents!



And fellas, dont be fooled. Ginger is quite available to partake in a little extramarital funky funk.



Well, let me rephrase that, shes available every day except Fridays and Saturdays, and maybe a little healing time on Sundays after I get done fucking her fuzzy little butt-hole.

A word to the wise though. Ginger is a "naturalist" down there on the farm. Yes indeed. The only pruning shes ever done on that Y shaped piece of damp real-estate has been to unwillingly extract a hair or two while grasping the "eject" string attached to her "Toms of Maine" tampon.



Eeeew.



Happy dating kids!







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You're pathetic.
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2006, 10:47:00 AM »
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You're pathetic.

I agree, but YOU are even more pathetic for quoting that whole post thus perpetuating it. You must want to see some more 'action' eh? Why else would you say that?
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2006, 10:50:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-16 07:47:00, Frank Discussion wrote:

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You're pathetic.

I agree, but YOU are even more pathetic for quoting that whole post thus perpetuating it. You must want to see some more 'action' eh? Why else would you say that?"



 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2006, 05:23:00 PM »
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On 2006-06-16 07:47:00, Frank Discussion wrote:

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You're pathetic.

I agree, but YOU are even more pathetic for quoting that whole post thus perpetuating it. You must want to see some more 'action' eh? Why else would you say that?"


No, not really, just thought someone needed to tell him he was pathetic. But I guess you're right, he probably already knew that.

So does that make you pathetic as well for perpetuating something completely different? I think it does.
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2006, 06:43:00 PM »
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So does that make you pathetic as well for perpetuating something completely different? I think it does.

Dammit, I knew you were going to say that!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2006, 10:44:00 PM »
:smile: ...your a trip Frank.
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