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Offline Anonymous

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Marty Kruglik eats fecal turds
« on: October 07, 2005, 06:09:00 PM »
Marty eats buffalo and bison turds and washes all the fecal matter down with donkey urine.

Hi yuh yuh yuh, Marty Kruglik donkey urine breath!
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Marty Kruglik eats fecal turds
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2005, 06:25:00 PM »
Marty Kruglik has shown some real bizar behavior while working at Elan. One time during morning meeting, Kruglik attended the meeting and brought with him a basket filled with fecal matter and a flute.

He placed the basket on the floor of the dining room and sat down in front of it Indian style. He took out his flute and began playing a tune in front of the basket. Though nothing happened after 12 minutes, Kruglik claims that he has in the past been able to make the fecal matter arise from the basket and dance around.

Perhaps that specific time was unsucessful because Marty did not chant enough  "hi yuh yuh yuh yuh's" before playing the flute?

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Marty Kruglik eats fecal turds
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2006, 08:39:00 PM »
hi yuh
hi yuh
hi yuh
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