In case you haven't heard this yet........

[Anonymous]

and how come we don not have emoticons that are being sexually taken advantage of?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

On 2006-05-16 08:17:00, Anonymous wrote:

"since i am so tired of reading this post i thought i would at least point out that you seem like a male prostitute and happy about the money."

Right on with that one!!! :tup:  :tup:  :tup:
Can't this guy come up with something new???

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

LOL- thanx :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

[Anonymous]

On 2006-05-16 08:50:00, Anonymous wrote:

"
Can't this guy come up with something new???"

It's hard to improve on a classic! :grin:

[Anonymous]

i cant figure out the quoting thing, but if i could that cartoon and ass thing is hilarious

[Anonymous]

On 2006-05-16 08:17:00, Anonymous wrote:

"since i am so tired of reading this post i thought i would at least point out that you seem like a male prostitute and happy about the money."

wow you are very insightful.  do you work at SIBS or something?

[Dr Fucktard]

I've never seen this fucker before in my life.

[Anonymous]

On 2006-05-15 13:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"

On 2006-02-13 19:58:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he


couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I


couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve


of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.


They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on


raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He


just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with


Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man


touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for


the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.


This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring


the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?


"

Exactly how many times have you posted this? Do you want fanfare? recognition? someone to tell you that you're a clever writer? (which you're not). Month after month, you keep squeezing this into threads and creating new ones with it. Why don't you write something different, and then post that again and again, ad nauseam.    "

That post has been posted 1,163 times on fornits so far. We're testing out the LD-50 on it.

[Anonymous]

It certainly feels like 1,163 times.  ::boycott::

[Red Flag Touches]

Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?


1,164 times....