Dear Dragonfly,
I think it's high time we both faced the fact that you are driving me nuts. First with all the banjo strumming, the overalls, the stick of straw you're always sucking on, the red bandana, the old leather boots laced up with twine, and then your endlessly shaggy hairstyle. Although I used to find all of the above and most especially the last extremely adorable, I now find them as maddening as the squeak in the screen door you never ever fixed despite all my nagging.
~A Certain Woman