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« on: April 28, 2006, 09:23:00 AM »
I'm just sayin' this egg mogul does live in Jersey so it's possible. Dave,if you are this egg tycoon it's nothing to be ashamed of. I think you farmers are getting a raw deal. I really prefer white eggs myself though.
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2006, 01:00:00 PM »
I really prefer white eggs myself though
 
Most others here prefer that he gives himself bullet in brain
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2006, 01:09:00 PM »
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On 2006-04-28 09:26:00, Eliscu2 wrote:

"If you really are this Egg Tycoon can I have some of your Money? Not just for me but for my Children and Grandson he is only 5 months old and the cutest little thing ::crybaby::  
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You're a grandma?
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 02:01:00 PM »
Dave Kaczorowski is listed on classmates as having been a resident from 89-91. Would that be the same time Jordo was there? Does anybody remember him?
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 02:58:00 PM »
dave is having a rough time now that his identity has been shown..... Also now that others have joined in giving him the "medicine" that he dishes out...
Koo Koo Ka choo Chicken fucker
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2006, 02:59:00 PM »
i think that was before the other troll boy.
Jordan is alot younger. But the same mentality(lack there of)
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 03:55:00 AM »
long live the SEA ::puke::
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 08:25:00 AM »
This just in Artman The ham man Warshitsky, was just picked up by wonder lake police for indecent behavior on an animal. Artie was practicing his beef jerky trick with his wonder lake dog and a neighbor became disgusted at what she saw and called police.
When police arrived, they found artie with his pants down and assuming a doggy style position with his wonder lake dog. Police tried to questioned him but all they got was icoherent blabber, from the 42 year old metally retarded man.
Artie was then subdued with mace, because he was uncooperative with poilce. A special police officer affluent with mongoloid talk was called to the scene to try to talk sence with artie.
Aniaml control was called and they took the dog away from the dangerous situation it was living.
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 08:42:00 AM »
Here some more breaking news as it happens. We've just learned that Dave the egg tycoon, will be surffering a great lose now that one of his leading egg laying hens Artie is now in custody. We caught up with dave the eggman and he had this to say.
" artie was one of my best egg layers, he sat on his nest and did what he was suppose to do, we will all miss him and his egg production and hope to replace him with someone who is as good as him."

We then asked if Jimmy  would be a possibility as arts replacement.
 " Well you know, Jim Bob is still in training and is having a hard time passing eggs, we work with Jim Bob very closely and keep him on a strict grain diet. I do believe one day Jim Bob will be a very excellent egg layer, but until then we will suffer a great lose."
Dave the eggman also said he will stand by art through hell or high water and post his bail once it becomes avaliable.
We then asked Dave the eggman if art was responsible for spreading the Asian Flu Virus and Dave the eggman declined to answer our question.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 08:47:00 AM »
I don't know what you're attempting here, humor or what but you're failing miserably.  If you and Art are going to carry on with this insane pissing contest the least you could do for the rest of us that have to wade through your bullshit is to make it entertaining.  This is just monotonous.
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 08:53:00 AM »
We have an update on the Egg tycoon story brought to you earlier. It appears we just learned that artie was voted #1 by gusiness book of world records for laying easter eggs. Thats right, art has  aspecial gift inside of him where he can lay colored eggs for Easter. Why wonder Dave the egg tycoon spoke of art with such high regards. :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 08:25:00 AM »
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On 2006-04-29 05:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Here some more breaking news as it happens. We've just learned that Dave the egg tycoon, will be surffering a great lose now that one of his leading egg laying hens Artie is now in custody. We caught up with dave the eggman and he had this to say.

" artie was one of my best egg layers, he sat on his nest and did what he was suppose to do, we will all miss him and his egg production and hope to replace him with someone who is as good as him."



We then asked if Jimmy  would be a possibility as arts replacement.

 " Well you know, Jim Bob is still in training and is having a hard time passing eggs, we work with Jim Bob very closely and keep him on a strict grain diet. I do believe one day Jim Bob will be a very excellent egg layer, but until then we will suffer a great lose."

Dave the eggman also said he will stand by art through hell or high water and post his bail once it becomes avaliable.

We then asked Dave the eggman if art was responsible for spreading the Asian Flu Virus and Dave the eggman declined to answer our question.

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 :nworthy:
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2006, 08:59:00 AM »
I left my house,got to work and there you are Jordan.You must be very proud.
You need a sign...
Ask me why I have to agree with myself and post as another to hide my own inability to communicate like an adult..
I think that fits both you and the rest of your terrorist group
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2006, 02:38:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-02 05:25:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2006-04-29 05:42:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Here some more breaking news as it happens. We've just learned that Dave the egg tycoon, will be surffering a great lose now that one of his leading egg laying hens Artie is now in custody. We caught up with dave the eggman and he had this to say.


" artie was one of my best egg layers, he sat on his nest and did what he was suppose to do, we will all miss him and his egg production and hope to replace him with someone who is as good as him."





We then asked if Jimmy  would be a possibility as arts replacement.


 " Well you know, Jim Bob is still in training and is having a hard time passing eggs, we work with Jim Bob very closely and keep him on a strict grain diet. I do believe one day Jim Bob will be a very excellent egg layer, but until then we will suffer a great lose."


Dave the eggman also said he will stand by art through hell or high water and post his bail once it becomes avaliable.


We then asked Dave the eggman if art was responsible for spreading the Asian Flu Virus and Dave the eggman declined to answer our question.


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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 10:22:00 AM »
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On 2006-05-02 05:59:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I left my house,got to work and there you are Jordan.You must be very proud.

You need a sign...

Ask me why I have to agree with myself and post as another to hide my own inability to communicate like an adult..

I think that fits both you and the rest of your terrorist group"


Wait whats that? You left your shack and went to your average job? Did you do real well at driving your average car to your average job there artie?  :rofl:
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